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unparalleledtrash · 4 days
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I just want Peter Parker and Tim Drake to be able to nerd out, and have fun and be excited with each other.
I want Peter Parker and Dick Grayson to do all kinds of gymnastics together and giving tips to each other.
I want Peter Parker and Jason Todd to talk about dying and coming back to life, and having someone understand you.
I want Peter Parker in Gotham helping the little guy.
I want Peter Parker in Gotham.
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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I Love them sm 😭❤️
I'm gonna be Loviewer the rest of my life with TeSTAR
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said
Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.
LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life 😂😂😂😂
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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Cale has scammed me, once again.
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Remember this? It's in Chapter 20, and we all thought that while it's a bit depressing, it's a realistic and even good outlook in life.
Then does anyone also remember this?
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Bro. Bro. I canNOT believe this son of a b**** has been LYING TO US from the VERY START.
Not even that, he even said that lie aloud so confidently that NONE of us even suspect it might not even be the truth.
No okay I know he lied to us from the beginning, but I thought it's only about him being a poor normal office worker. I did not know he'd lie about this!!!!!!!!
Cale: I don't think about what ifs and the past.
Cale: I said, you know, like a liar
Me: ??????? @&#$?&!
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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675 chapters into 'Trash of the Count's Family'
The magic dark elf prince of a fantasy kingdom gets connected to customer service... I fucking love this novel
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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Did we as a fandom collectively realize that both Alberu and Cale are going to live hella long. Like, Alberu is 25% dark elf and Cale has the vitality of the hearth. And I imagine Alberu does not want to be the Emperor for his whole life, so let's say ha passes on the mantel to someone else in his 60s. And now you have the ex-emperor and ex-commander who still look like they are in their 20s with nothing to do but bother each other in one of Cale's many properties. So at some point, out of boredom, a prank war is declared. And 'because they are both sneaky motherfucker's they get bored with pranking each other very quickly. So they, once again out of boredom, escalate the prank war. But this time they team up against everyone else just to see what they can do. 10 years later the prank war is nationwide, their companions saw through them pretty quickly so they had to escalate it again. 20 years later, the war has spread through the both continents. And I imagine that they found a way to do all of this without moving out of one of the mansions too much. They just sit and eat cookies while watching everything through the communication devices like it's reality TV.
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unparalleledtrash · 1 month
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Cale wanting his bestie joining him in his shenanigans is soooo us. Who wouldn't want to go on a trip with the person who could understand everything you needed to say with just a lift of an eyebrow, or a nod? Or in their case, plot and scam.
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unparalleledtrash · 2 months
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this came to me in class
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Inspired by that one person who said kdj is the only one who went to college and has a degree
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unparalleledtrash · 2 months
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I just had a mental image of 40 year old OG Cale, teetering on the edge of a time travel portal that will send him back in time. And he grabs Choi Han and Alver before he falls, yelling "I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS ALONE!!"
And they end up back in time, at the start of the novel.
Cale wakes up, confused in his 18 year old body.
Choi Han is back in the village, right before he leaves the forest to find medicine and before the attack on the village.
And Alver wakes up at his desk, paperwork sticking to his cheek and having a small mental breakdown cause "Oh dear nature, where am I? When am I?? Why am I young?? Is this my old office??? Why am i starving?" (It's cause he didn't eat dinner the night before and regression makes him hungry)
Cale and Choi Han meet up- and tried to choke each other because "BITCH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME WITH YOU??" "YOU BASTARD BETTER NOT LEAVE ANOTHER SCAR I BROUGHT A KNIFE WITH ME AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!"
Meanwhile, Alver is currently trying to convince his aunt that he's from the future and making preparations to stop the war.
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unparalleledtrash · 2 months
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Every time someone comes with new information
Cale: Knowledge is power and ignorance is bliss. Therefore, power is not bliss. Hence I do not want knowledge, so that I don't have power so that I can have bliss.
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unparalleledtrash · 2 months
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https://x.com/tess_senpai/status/1757970450213122536?s=46&t=4cget4aSpeb5pmUaBZEOSw
Kono Oto Tomare! Valentines Day Extra [ENG]
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unparalleledtrash · 2 months
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UPDATE! NEW FORCE CONTROL ACQUIRED✨
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At this point, Jiwoo is collecting force control like it's some Pokemon.
✨Gotta catch em all✨
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unparalleledtrash · 3 months
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unparalleledtrash · 4 months
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Does anyone else need a date for homecoming?
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unparalleledtrash · 5 months
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Just casually staring at Obi and then tells him how he looks good in firelight.
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unparalleledtrash · 5 months
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Gakuen Babysitters chapter 138: In which Taka has a cold, and Hayato opts to stay at home to look after him
Taka just wants to be coddled by his niija ☺️🥹
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unparalleledtrash · 5 months
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*experiences symptoms when no one is around to see me* I have got to stop faking for attention
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