object of unbearable beauty
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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it
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The Barbie movie but make it Nuclear Wessels
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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thx dashboard thx
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We have to do something about the distances
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fuck it. throw david tennant in as the master next. "hey i stole your face. you really liked this one, right? you keep using it." he'd have fun.
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Seven of Nine (as borg drone)
No propaganda submitted.
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couldn’t stop thinking about this post
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I work as a programmer for $35 an hour.
They once forgot to pay me for 8 extra hours that they needed me to work on Thanksgiving weekend. They simply needed me to be present for 8 hours in order to quickly fix any problems that happened during their busiest weekend, and no such problems ended up happening.
When they saw the mistake and paid me for it, the gross pay for that day was $420 (base of $35 x 8 hours x 1.5 for overtime).
The first thing I noticed was how that compared to what I got paid at my warehouse job before I became a programmer. When I started the job at the warehouse, I got paid $10 an hour. For a full time week, I got paid $400.
I got paid more for that one day of doing practically nothing as a programmer than I did busting my ass at the warehouse for a whole week.
So enough about this "I work harder than them so I deserve more pay" bullshit. You're all the working class. In our fucked up system, hard work does not equal more pay. If you want more pay, you need to fight back against the rich assholes who profit off your labor and pay you jack shit, not fight with other people who are underpaid about who deserves to be more underpaid.
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personally if i was doctor julian bashir i would just stop going to conferences. every fucking time he tries to go out it's kidnapped by the dominion and replaced with a changeling this or kidnapped by section 31 that. honestly. i'd just stay in
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I noticed your lovely style of posting from across the website
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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
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hello beloveds ☺️
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no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
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