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Temple Guardian and her cub❄️🐻‍❄️

Wanted to show full orc mom vs her half orc son

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Happy 30th April from your family, Nero! :D (I’m a few days late but it’s the sentiment that counts, right Vergil?) Commissions info | Ko-fi

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#''have you considered writing more'' have YOU considered YOU can also write about the OC (*not condescending) #like. literally. write about that sucker. or. THOSE suckers. why have one when you can have two ;) #that way both of you can have more fun!

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I literally only realized tonight that hey - you know those chebureki from Food on Foot that rimi sells either thawed or frozen? (yes, this is Baltic-specific :) deal with it :)

They can be heated on a panini grill :')

I've been running the oven OR chomping them down cold for a year now :') And I had the damn grill right there :') 1 minute on it, and it's good.

(so can those big kebab sandwiches of same brand btw but I knew that. the cheburek just clicked randomly in my brain)

#and I literally have like... the cheapest of the cheapest of panini grills #it's such a versatile appliance really. I hear there's even tutorials on how to make omelettes and steak on them #maybe I should look those up #Uupiic talks about stuff

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Stardust (2007) Dir. Matthew Vaughn

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The most difficult part of hiding a sword, I imagine, would not be in the actual hiding, but in squashing down the phenomenal urge to tell absolutely everyone that you *HAVE* a SWORD

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I fully understand that the preponderance of evidence is that George Lucas put absolutely zero thought into what Naboo’s culture was actually supposed to look like outside of what we see on screen, but as far as unintentionally effective worldbuilding goes, establishing that Naboo a. has a tradition of electing literal children as figurehead rulers of its planetary government, and b. apparently also has a tradition of assassinating these children with sufficient frequency that dressing up a bunch of other children as decoy targets has become standard operating procedure by the time of Padmé Amidala’s reign suggests that maybe the fact that this random backwater is a breeding ground for Sith Lords isn’t as unlikely as it initially appears.

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ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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English added by me :)

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a simple thank you is more than enough...

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

#jfr that's 2.06 meters

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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When starting a new job, find out how long your coworkers have been there. If no one has been working there for very long, and it's not a new company, that may be a red flag.

Source: reddit.com/r/LifeProTips