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Yeah, I've got no plans.

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

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We could absolutely set up a playdate. Maybe fit in a sparring match while we're at it?

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

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She's going to quit calling me mommy soon, Dale already has :(

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

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... I was about to offer to introduce Ari to them because they're the same age but now I'm having a crisis because they're the same age.

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

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I'm sure we'll get it right this time!

Oops.

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I'll try again!

Oops.

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Oops.

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I'm gonna pick a fight with someone that can actually land a hit on me so i can get a little beat up and then kick their ass. Then I'm gonna get patched up by one of my partners and maybe make out over it.

#i lead such a charmed life

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Oh come on, the death races are a blast!

From what I hear, Tony Stark really doesn't get the Sakaar spirit. The culture. You have to immerse yourself!

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i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

#OH THESE ARE AWESOME #if anyone wants to send me some of these i might doodle them when i have time #pls give specific characters though

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It's all about the rampant hedonism. And violence.

From what I hear, Tony Stark really doesn't get the Sakaar spirit. The culture. You have to immerse yourself!

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(curls up next to her to snuggle) -Dale

*wraps an arm around him*

@theseconddarryl

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They're really learning quickly! And it's way easier to settle feuds now.

So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

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No, I was just on the sidelines.

I did teach the first one how to throw a punch, though.

So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

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So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

#this is all very entertaining

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I am not paying their fees.

(Sees a notice) oh god.... did LE make a HOA and vote themself the president????

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Every meeting we've had after this one has also been wildly successful. I got to dislocate someone's shoulder today!

The inaugural meeting of the PTA fight club was a roaring success. Jennifer broke Bethany's nose :)

#for mortals theyre some very vicious fighters #its very endearing