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#prev i too got into the nba in like 2019 😭 #realized i was not making it into the pearly gates in 2021 when i was writing abt someone coughing up flowers #and then even more so when i started writing explicit stuff 😭 #but it’s been a fun ride for sure! #sports rpf

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#he just like me fr #who gaf abt drafting a qb in the first round when we already have an expensive qb when there are VIBES #i hope penix rocks a red durag 🙏 it would be so slay #kirk uh... idk do kirk things (i did not care when the falcons signed him) #sorry your job is under duress but you also make 45 mil a year #i have been falconsposting as of late. it will happen again #jabari smith jr

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Mother Middleton 😔

#they could never make me hate you #nba #milwaukee bucks #khris middleton

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Would jon bois fw the mattnifesto

#jon bois #nfl rpf

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Michael Penix Jr. welcome to Atlanta!

#uh i don’t hate this i guess #but we already have kirk lol #love penix as a person so im not mad #nfl #atlanta falcons #nfl draft #michael penix jr

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yapping

#i tried to upload the audio but that didn't work so #mysterious link #voice reveal 🫡 #its very unscripted #if anyone would like a transcript i can type one up #nfl rpf #chad/carson

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doing this literally feels like this

#LOL #yeah im inclined to agree #joe burrow

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This is for Tumblr Science! I want to know how many secret writers/readers there are in the Tumblr nba fic community. 💖

#reblogging #nba rpf

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Sarah what does this mean…

#i cant do this #of course the video is of matt and julio hugging #this is so normal i am so normal (lying) #augh #imagine that one of your child’s first words is the name of your husband’s coworker #much to consider #nfl #atlanta falcons #matt ryan #julio jones #sort of

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Bro who said this

POV you are the Atlanta Falcons

#i mean valid but what #i hope they were kidding #posting more than usual im just trying to sort through my feelings rn idk

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POV you are the Atlanta Falcons

#not much else to say #franchise is unserious i fear #nfl #atlanta falcons

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watched matt's official retirement video and while i did not cry i definitely feel unwell afterwards

#they could never make me hate you father 😭 #i am glad he retired a falcon #why am i saying this like he died he's gonna be commentating omg #but now it's official i guess #anyways video mentioned some players and it made me sad so yeah #also nothing abt the colts (expected) #nfl #atlanta falcons #matt ryan

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Fell to my knees I just remembered Zach Lowe’s article abt Khris Middleton from 2019

#what did you mean by this khris #we need each other 😐 ok man #idk he’s kinda slay (i say abt a man who is bald sweats a lot and has crazy teeth) #anyways the article is good i read it back in 2021 when the bucks won a championship #learned a lot #nba #milwaukee bucks #khris middleton

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Kirk cousins at the Braves game and they lose who is surprised

#sorry #im being mean #but like the pr is working overtime if they have him in the booth i fear #baseball #atlanta braves #kirk cousins

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"rpf seems like a lot of research and work" well exactly. you can't just watch/read the whole content. you have to be insane. you have to put yourself in the shoes of a conspiracy theorist and a historian at the same time. you have to look up the most asinine bullshit. it's a hard job but SOMEONE has to do it for the sake of old man yaoi and old woman yuri!

#how i sound talking abt my bengals longfic #poring over news articles from the 2000s to get a sense of the vibe at the time #rpf #fic

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reasons to root for every team in the nba playoffs (or not) western conference edition

thunder

pros: they're young they're fun maybe they can make something happen in the playoffs

cons: maybe some other team should have a turn, basketball timothee chalamet

nuggets

pros: jamal and nikola need to renew their wedding vows

cons: repeating champs would be a little boring, Michael porter jr

timberwolves

pros: again, small market team finding success! very cool

cons: their vibes are a little off it doesn’t seem like everyone is friends with each other 😭

clippers

pros: plz can russell westbrook get a ring, the clippers franchise in general has suffered a lot

cons: james harden? Not a con to me but i understand if someone feels that way.

mavs

pros: luka is a good player, idk what’s going on w maxi kleber and dwight powell but it makes ppl on tumblr happy

cons: mavs fans do have a certain vibe to them (must be the Dallas aura, which is not as bad as say the Cowboys but that’s bc historically the mavs haven’t been good). Kyrie lowkey but he’s been on good behavior lately so hm.

suns

pros: i would like beal to beat the statpadding allegations actually

cons: kd still hasn’t paid his karmic dues from winning in golden state after leaving russ in okc. booker is a little annoying. Best case scenario is that beal is the best player on the team during the playoff series (doubt)

lakers

pros: omg postseason lebron idk how much more we’ll get of that

cons: it's the lakers... they already have had a championship in the past five seasons.

pelicans

pros: a new team in the playoffs, maybe they’ll figure out something in the postseason

cons: no zion for the postseason, also they are kinda just there

#nba #oklahoma city thunder #denver nuggets #minnesota timberwolves #los angeles clippers #dallas mavericks #phoenix suns #los angeles lakers #new orleans pelicans #on second thought maybe kd has #cuz he got injured and stuff #still shouldn’t win another championship tho!

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reasons to root for every team in the nba playoffs (or not) eastern conference edition

celtics

pros: jaylen and jayson should get married, it seems like the vibes are at an all time high, why not?

cons: it's boston that fan base should not be allowed to have joy. Also 1 seed possibly losing to 8 seed it’s a little bit funny if you’re not a fan.

knicks

pros: kinda supportive of whatever the hell that villanova dynamic is (the pr got me okay)

cons: knicks fans will become insufferable and do we want james dolan to be happy…

bucks

pros: i just want khris and giannis to be happy if only for a few more games… also small market teams my beloved

cons: doc rivers

cavs

pros: erm spidaland rights (my moots will be over the moon if they win

cons: o h i o

magic

pros: i would like that one ao3 user to be happy, i love small sports markets succeeding, moe wagner is a former wizards legend

cons: orlando florida… jonathan isaac

pacers

pros: idk hali is sweet i want him to be happy, and im an enjoyer of mid

cons: this means the bucks have to lose

sixers

pros: the sixers have had a weird season and it would nice if they exceeded expectations

cons: watching tobias harris play basketball (i kid). The front office remains having delusions of grandeur, which is great for the haters but not the fans

heat

pros: I do respect jimmy butler’s contribution to lgbt emo representation in the league it is a burden he bears alone. Spo is like my uncle tbh and jaime and bam are cool

cons: they are evil and scam the regular season (and also jimmy scams free throws)

#ok that’s abt it #waiting for the western conference 8 seed #nba #boston celtics #new york knicks #milwaukee bucks #cleveland cavaliers #orlando magic #indiana pacers #philadelphia 76ers #miami heat