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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

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naughty snailfork hat

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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'

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A Wegg just vibing :^) Hes singing 500 Miles by The Journeymen ! (The Peter, Paul and Mary cover is v good !!)

#bkmn

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new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

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doctoring while fat

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i stand for the flag

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if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

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"yourfavispropalestine" can we be normal? can we take anything seriously for ten minutes?

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honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make

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#super mario

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obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they're all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who "doesn't know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone" one of them says it's a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student