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#wtf world are ppl not wearing vans

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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the silliest guys of all time

#dungeon meshi

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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im sick to my stomachj

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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@vampirifica do u think god stays in heaven bc he too lives in fear of what hes created

#x men #in honor of father nightcrawler doing ******* funeral

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?