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Oh man, I love booster gold. Oh, a reddit threat about him, let's say what they say!

"Booster gold is so important to the lore because without booster gold time travel would break so booster gold matters. Because of lore"

:-(

#no hes my lame man #it takes a lot for me to like a cringefail boy but no hes my cringefail boy he shouldnt actually be super improtant and critical #and especially shouldn't be the most importantist boy of all time #the appeal of booster gold is that he sucks and thinks he's hot shit #and I guess gay sex but I havent read those yet

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Just another self-indulgent art. My character Ophelia had a little crisis and cut all her hair. So I wanted to show it in the new tomboy style that it is now.

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remember to make your mark on history so you have a chance of being turned into a cute anime girl hundreds of years after your death

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Richard👏Stallman👏was👏right👏

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In her song Rainbow Dress, Taylor Swift describes the position of her purported "straight sex" in relationship to what Gayle Rubin terms the charmed circle of sexuality, wherein any sexual behavior outside an accepted range can only be immoral. When it comes to the vectors of heterosexual versus homosexual and vanilla versus kinky, her "just normal sex, nothing too weird" with a "regular hunk with a beard" is positioned inside this charmed circle. Yet the most glaring exception is that her sex is public--at the gay pride parade, no less. The hunk she desires has no name, no specific relation to her, and she makes no pretense of monogamous attachment. Her apparently ironic participation at the gay pride parade draws from Michael Warner's anti-identitarian critiques of tendencies that elevate sexual orientation above other maligned sexual practices and detach queerness from sex altogether. Swift's sexuality is clearly informed by queer perspectives: the erotic fixation on ball sweat evokes gay sadomasochist "pig" subcultures, and her claim that she hates her own vagina invites a multiplicity of pleasure possibilities that do not involve direct genital stimulation. The push and pull in her lyrics between straight nomenclature and queer imagery builds upon Eve Sedgwick's critiques of heterosexual-homosexual binarism in Epistemology of the Closet, and attuned listeners know that the question of queerness "hidden inside" cannot follow such an either-or formulation.

#wishing for straight pride is clearly queer like i dont know how you understand the rest of the post and not know this #like clearing the wish for it is either a) to reveal the troubling political gestures of a pride that that celebrates Privacy in public #or else framed more clearly here as a way of making heterosexualality public and it therefore BECOMING queer

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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Stupid meme I made yesterday (and forgot to put here too lol)

So yes I'm playing Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, how do you know?

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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i can be your sega dreamcast or your sega nightmarecast

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Sometimes someone comes into the longue saying "Hey, for the last day of class we had alcohol, here's the leftovers!". And you say "Oh, wow I have class tonight, with my advisor, but it sure does look good..." That's the devil telling you to drink it.

And when he's telling you to drink, you listen, because that Champagne was really good. I don't even like champagne but worth it for real.

Alcohol is a social lubricant anyway, right? I'm sure your advisor thought your inability to string words together was super charming

#grad school life #oops

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#oh great post and I don't even go here

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80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form