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aziraphale | everybody loves me

i completely forgot to upload this here, have an aziraphale edit

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I can't believe it took me so long to go back to this very important post :D <3.

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the nice and accurate prophecies begin

bonus:

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had to cut my doorway bigger to fit my couch through, call that a c-sectional

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good omens american roadtrip bit where aziraphale has to be the one navigating for them in the passengers seat but keeps forgetting to mention theyve driven by exits they needed to take miles ago. and when i say bit i mean that it happens at the end of every single scene in the car

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petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

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his Winnie the Pooh lookin ass

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a theme I am noticing during my journey through the filmography of david tennant is that he is bitchless. he is just not getting any bitches. sometimes he starts off with a wife but she gets murdered. sometimes he has a gf but he fumbles it real bad and she gets stuck in a parallel universe or dies of tuberculosis while he's goofing off. sometimes he asks a woman to sleep with him and she straight up laughs in his face and leaves. sometimes he resorts to evil mind control in a failed attempt to get bitches.

if he starts off single he is ending up single. except for good omens, where he starts off single and ends up divorced

#lmao

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rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

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TIL that a recent study out of the University of Kansas found that it takes about 50 hours of socializing to go from acquaintance to casual friend, an additional 40 hours to become a “real” friend, and a total of 200 hours to become a close friend.

via reddit.com

#could be useful

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crowley + aziraphale appreciation week ☆ day 5 ➳ parallels or underrated moments [SEASON 1 VS. SEASON 2]

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nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul: crowley: YEET

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Stained glass by Constantine Woolnough, 1858 Church of St Mary, Dennington, Suffolk Photography by Simon Knott

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