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Customer: LOVE HER TOES
DMV: LOVE HER TOES
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.
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I think about "seinfeld is a better arthurian adaptation than bbc's merlin bc it has a woman named elaine" every single day of my life. @ whoever commented that can we kiss.
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This is what Radaway was made for
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That feeling when your best friend visually reminds you of the most traumatic event in your life
Part 1/ part 2/ part 3 / part 4
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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!
Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?
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strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing
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