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#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ ooc#shit dude#i fucking bounced from this place for almost a straight month didn't i#THAT HONESTLY WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN#rl became a bitch all the sudden ok#hopefully people forgive me uuuuhhhhhhh
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❛ WATCH OUT!
ENDANGERED SPECIES COMIN’ THROUGH. ❜
#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ selfpromo#ill be on tonight to catch up w replies and what not!!!!#my gf came back from out of town last night so i obvs spent it w her#but also#slyly throws this onto the dash xoxo
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garfield logan being the cutest cutey to ever cute
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seismicfault /
She snorts. ❛ You’re telling me. Seriously. In what world is algebra supposed to be cool?❜ She taps the end of her pencil against her notebook, lips pursed. ❛ This isn’t due any time soon, right? ‘Cause we could totally leave this for later and get a milkshake or something.❜
Damn this stupid required course. And damn this final. And DAMN this school. Another exasperated sigh breaks through his lips and Gar drops his head onto the table they are seated at, listening silently to Terra as she speaks but immediately perking up at the mention of getting a milkshake. Brightened eyes look towards the blonde with something akin to admiration and a w e ( although, he’d look to a squirrel with that same expression if it offered him a milkshake... if we were being honest ) .
❛ Yes. Yes. A THOUSAND times yes. ❜
❛ Anything to get away from this nightmare. ❜
#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ script#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ v: man i love college!#seismicfault#she said the magic word#i mean it changes all the time depending on what food you say but yes basically#the magic word is food
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wiccanblood /
“Depends. That an actual question, or just a really BAD come on ?”
❛ Uhhhhhhh ---- Depends? ❜
❛ Which one would you PREFER it be? ❜
#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ script#wiccanblood#bb is like#hey dont knock it til you try it right dude aM I RIGHT?????#nah he's just being flirty and dumb its what makes him charming
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emoticlysm /
█ ▌ ▐⌠☁⌡
❝—You know p e r f e c t l y
well that I don’t do ‘ FUNNY ‘.❞
❛ And THAT is exactly your problem! ❜
Beast Boy never did know when to just let something go, did he?
❛ Why don’t you do funny, though? Like seriously. What is so bad about laughing and having a good time?! ❜
#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ script#emoticlysm#bb thinks hes funny too and like now he's going to try and be philosophical w/ her bc she didn't laugh at his joke#THIS is what she gets
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friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”
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Your smile is worth protecting
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im gonna be sifting through old teen titans comics and making bb icons for awhile, which also doing replies/memes/et cetera! i’m still totally up for starting things with other people though, so if you’re interested in plotting something, LIKE this post and i’ll pop into your messages or inbox!
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shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;
❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture thati look like satan?❞
❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks are can reach very high don’t try me. ❞
❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞
❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞
❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞
❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞
❝ the best thing that happens when couple combine their names on facebooks is that you can block them both in one press. ❞
❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞
❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞
❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞
❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.
❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞
❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞
❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞
❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞
❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞
❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞
❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞
❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞
❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞
❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞
❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞
❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞
❝ when will the aliens save me from his awful planet? ❞
❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞
❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞
❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞
❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞
❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞
❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞
❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞
❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞
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❛ WATCH OUT!
ENDANGERED SPECIES COMIN’ THROUGH. ❜
#██ ━━ ＆ ❛ ＢＥＡＳＴＢＯＹ ◞ selfpromo#legit two away from 100 and i haven't even been here a week yet you all are crAZY BUT I LOVE IT AND YOU#i think i might cry don't look at me
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i just saw a thing on fb like ‘does somebody wanna be fake engaged to me for like 2 hours to try free wedding cake samples’ and im just…………………imagine ur otp
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RP starters: Heated argument.
content warning: death baiting.
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Leave. Leave right now.”
“What more do you want?!”
“I really wish you were never born.”
“I hate you!”
“Can you just fuck off already?”
“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
“All you do is whine.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?!”
“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
“How did that feel?”
“Oh my god, I don’t care!”
“No wonder nobody likes you.”
“Is this how little you think of me?”
“That hurt you son of a bitch…”
“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
“Leave me alone!”
“I can break your nose if I want to.”
“Are you going to cry now?”
“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
“You’re so pathetic!”
“I won’t forget this.”
“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
“I have a right to be angry.”
“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
“Get out of my life!”
“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
“You ruined everything.”
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BOY BEAST! I-I I mean BATH BOOT! EH! NO!
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