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uhhh it's guilt about being poor n needing money o clock, I'll make the post tomorrow

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Ghibli films be like maybe the real hero was public transport

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a way to stop being disappointed or embarrassed by your idols is to stop idolizing people. hope this helps

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Okay… nice dichotomy, IDIOT ‼ what lies  outside it??? 

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I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

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disco elysium players be like man I better save and make sure i have enough healing items there's a really tough paragraph ahead

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“is this person making up an imaginary group of people to be mad at to position their point in a defensive/argumentative fashion rather than just a normal statement or should i just be lucky i havent encountered the people they are arguing against”: pride month edition

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hey girls what’s up what’s the hot gossip what’s new what’s the 411

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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Thoughts?

Oh I couldn't possibly, I've already thought today thank you.

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when you try to drink a glass of water at ur swedish friend's house

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#twitter #lol I don’t know why but I just find this so funny

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hole?