venr0sthesqueakquel

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[venr0sthesqueakquel]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

#BIRMINGHAM!!!! FUCK MAN

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posting this for everybody who doesnt know how to use a fucking 4 way stop sign

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one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

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Girl are you the Hays Code the way you consider media irredeemable if it depicts anything that strays away from the norm you're comfortable with or depicts anything morally questionable without definitively condemning it and anyone associated with it, therefore creating worse stories and content and making it difficult for people to engage with complicated issues from a nuanced and controlled perspective?

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*"stress dream" = dreams you get when under large amounts of stress or anxiety irl, that may or may not relate to your current situation irl.

#weirdly enough being naked in a public place

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bring on that big sugar crystals sugar they put on the muffins. Where can i get ahold of That sugar

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I'm sorry what

#as a furry this is the funniest shit in the WORLD #like girl what did we do???

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You know things must be going bad, when Obama has to come save his ass again.

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i think a LOT of you with chronic conditions should learn this one magical phrase to get your hospital doctor to shit his entire pants, which is leaving the room and saying "im going to go discuss your behavior with the ethics committee, i think you might need a reminder of what your job is"

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Dale Cooper, emerging from his 25 year stint in the Black Lodge: Oh boy I can’t wait to see my favorite sheriff and loving husband, Harry S. Truman!

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE ACTUAL DALE COOPER WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN TWIN PEAKS

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

#can i legally say the entirety of ww1

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

#worse. the cord is for them to drink up electricity. they are made to drink but not eat

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

#funny how people are already finding out abt this #but yeah. seasons greasons is from a specbio book #you've been tricked! bamboozled!!

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Sans' transition

#rbing this for my irl that likes undertale