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tan: *sighs* in this essay i will
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the best way to save money is to act broke
“act” broke
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It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation
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i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire
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When you have major depression and your friends force you to go out to party:
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me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy
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u know when ur texting someone youre interested in and they fall asleep and highkey you’re like ‘sleep well babe!!’ but lowkey you’re like ‘u motherfucker I wasn’t done flirting with u wtf’
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