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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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what do you play the sims on?

I dont know if you're talking about drugs or devices but i play sims on antidepressants and a laptop

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

#rywd merc’s dog head cannon

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cleric class

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Riz rolling a 30+ to find the Rogue teacher and then acing his Last Stand with extra credit and no deaths the literal next day. Our boy is GETTING into college.

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It sucks when you find a book with a really cool plot but you don’t like the author’s writing style. 😔

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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

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It’s crazy how grounding physical touch is for me but also how I only want it from specific people

#personal

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#if games

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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⚢ knight and vampire