LISTENING TO COSBO. PART FOUR.
this is an actual list of things cosbo has said. some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life, & some are just plain … weird. i hope you enjoy this ! & do know that part five is on the way. // part one. part two. part three.
❛ i’m dead serious, there’s wine in my room. ❜
❛ will they card me if i drink this? ❜
❛ you can’t put wine in my room and tell me not to drink it. ❜
❛ they just put a bottle of wine in my room! i love this place! ❜
❛ I WANNA DRINK THE WINE! ❜
❛ LET ME LIVE MY WINE LOVING LIFE! ❜
❛ is anyone coming? … good, i’m coming. ❜
❛ i fucking hate the desert. ❜
❛ fast lane closed … shocker! ❜
❛ when will i be judged on my personality and not my wiener shirt?! ❜
❛ i don’t know where to put my sandwich, i’ll just put it on top of the package of wieners. ❜
❛ i’m always a slut for the beatles. ❜
❛ the donkey one is confirmed radiator springs. ❜
❛ everyone knows i’m a slut for the spoop. ❜
❛ i gotta go find a demon and rescue a child. ❜
❛ shit. ❜
❛ disgusting. ❜
❛ you’re a cute boy, speak to me! ❜
❛ well, you’re no help cute boy, fuck you. ❜
❛ oh, your daughter fell asleep next to me, i gotta go. ❜
❛ i just demolished mike wazowski. ❜
❛ listen pal, i don’t want you getting too familiar with my rainbow. ❜
❛ savage! fucking destroyed. ❜
❛ my hands are too lube-y to turn the … oh, there it goes.❜
❛ time to play what job do i have! ❜
❛ you know, you accidentally kill a human being. it be like that sometimes.❜
❛ goddamn! ❜
❛ you’re gay, you know that? ❜
❛ ___ is the gay censor. it’s not a midnight gay censor, it’s like a 9:30pm gay censor! ❜
❛ can you building the fucking fence? ❜
❛ we’ll have candy corn in goddamn january, i don’t care. people come in and see it like ‘uh do you know what season it is?’ yeah, it’s fucking candy corn season. eat up, bitch. ❜
❛ … i have now watched forty-one minutes of a film i have yet to understand a word of. ❜
❛ oh! i know where my pants are! sometimes i put my pants in the freezer and i forget they’re there. ❜
❛ i hope i die in a way that’s so mysterious that people think it’s aliens. ❜
❛ ugh. god, i really i wanna be abducted. ❜
❛ i could talk about seemless panties all day. ❜
❛ you know what i realized? i haven’t called myself a fool lately. ❜
❛ i’m still a fool, don’t get me wrong. ❜
❛ we just had a whole discussion about weed! that was wild! ❜
❛ you can vocalize burps, but you can’t really write them down. ❜
❛ the only thing that’s holding me back from being an alcoholic is money. ❜
❛ hey! off topic but … ❜
❛ pull the trigger, you fucking furry! ❜
❛ just to clarify, i’m NOT nor will i EVER be a furry. ❜
❛ i gotta go … we can’t talk anymore. ❜
❛ i’m not a furry, i swear. ❜
❛ i’m not a furry, i just really love cats the musical. ❜
❛ leave me and my furry musical out of this. ❜
❛ from now on, i’m just not gonna speak. ❜
❛ YOU USELESS BISEXUAL! ❜
30 notes
·
View notes
I'm having an existential crisis about a damn bird that's not even a real bird! It's a puppet!
@squippd , literally sobbing on call w/ me bc i told her patchy the pirate’s bird is named “potty” not “polly”
2 notes
·
View notes
1, 2, 5, 6, and 10 !!!
* @totallyboss / headcanon meme .
1 . what does their bedroom look like ?
this got too long so it has it’s own post !
2 . do they have any daily rituals ?
first thing he does after waking up enough to think is make a to - do list for his mom . things she needs to remember to do or get typically . sometimes he’ll wake up , do this , tack it on the fridge , then go back to bed if it’s a weekend . he instinctually will play music while getting ready for school & most always his morning song , which he’ll hum along to tiredly , is three little birds by bob marley . in the time after dinner & before he puts himself to bed he’ll check his world of warcraft account to either play if he has time or just make sure nothing’s happening & run by the forums he’s on .
5 . cleanliness habits .
bad . he puts off laundry for as long as he’s able & even then sometimes , if he has no clean shirts left , won’t do the laundry & instead will simply go to school with no shirt on , just his hoodie which is most likely dirtier than all his shirts as his attachment to it has it rarely washed . he’ll wear the same socks & pants for days as well . he could do with showering more often , i hate to say . he seems to think a few sprits of febreeze fixes everything . overall he kinda has a usual smell of some sort of musk , stale weed scent , & febreeze . he’s not so bad when he showers , though . his shampoo has him smell like mint . he also has dandruff shampoo as he has an issue . he brushes his teeth everyday though so that’s something .
in terms of tidiness his room is typically a bit of a mess , as mentioned before , & the lack of light it usually gets has it a bit stuffy though he doesn’t seem to mind . for school he’s a disorganized mess who is often turning in crumpled assignments found in the depth of his backpack . it’s amazing he can find anything he’s supposed to in there .
6 . eating habits .
mornings are usually very grab ‘n go . granola bars are the go - to or cereal ( cap’t crunch , cinnamon toast crunch , or cocoa puffs ) if he has the time . if you make bacon he’ll perk up pretty fast , too . lunch is leaving campus & grabbing a bite to eat from a nearby local japanese restaurant ( usually sushi ) & then heading to the 7/11 the restaurant is by for a slushie as well as any other snacks he decides on . on weekends , when fending for himself , it’s usually the same thing but with jeremy or it’s heating up leftovers . dinner is whatever recipe his mom finds in her cookbooks . she got into cooking when he was younger & finds she enjoys the routine of it . she’s not horrible , so nobody complains .
between meals he’s very much a snacker . ( possibly caused by the fact he smokes a good amount ) he’s a fan of the constant presence of chips , doritos of either nacho cheese or cool ranch are his favorites , & he also likes popcorn & multicolored pieced candies such as m&ms , skittles , & reese’s pieces . also loves fruit snacks . funyuns are high on the delicious list . can cheese is on there as well . most anything you can find at a convenience store he likes . if he has a good amount free time he’s probably going to find a snack .
10 . neuroses ? do they recognize them as such ?
this also got kinda long & was given it’s own post !
STATUS : ACCEPTING !
2 notes
·
View notes
* 🎮 / HEADCANON : neuroses .
he’s aware he has some . he’s even been tested & diagnosed for some such as ADHD & anxiety . he was prescribed with adderall for his ADHD & took it from age ten to fourteen but disliked it due to the fact it made his own thoughts feel weighted & his personality drained . he also lost a lot of weight when on adderall due to it suppressing his appetite . when entering high school he began to , instead , sell it to those looking to get a high off it . it’s still prescribed to him to this day but he still refuses to take it . instead he frustratingly suffers through his ADHD with constant jittery movements & forcing himself to focus on things to the point of tears sometimes .
at fourteen he also began selling xanax when diagnosed with anxiety due to the sensory overload anxiety he had that was brought on by his ADHD . he easily gets overwhelmed by several flashing lights or mass movement in crowds , loud & surrounding booming sounds or many loud sounds from many sources at once , & finally by sudden physical touch not initiated by himself & especially from someone he doesn’t know or tight spaces / crowds where he has to squeeze through . typically he finds all this avoidable by staying away from parties . he also self medicates with marijuana . at school he deals with the crowd of his classmates by more or less ignoring it . michael can detach himself easily when given a way to block out the world which is something the noise canceling headphones often seen around his neck give him the ability to do . keeping his head down , hood up , & his music on ( only removing the headphones when needing to in class or when addressed by jeremy typically , at least pre - squip incident ) allows him to move through the day with ease simply in his own world .
aside from his ADHD & anxiety another main neurosis he has is hemophobia or a blood phobia . while able to handle it in video games ( by the ability to detach video games from reality well & the fact he usually plays more retro games with less than great graphics ) he cannot stand blood in real situations . the sight & smell of it makes him sick to his stomach . a little has him uncomfortable , a fair amount makes him queasy , a lot can cause him to actually vomit . in instances of extreme amounts of blood ( i.e. once when his older brother cut his thumb wide open on accident ) michael can even faint . he’s uncomfortable with many scary movies due to this nor is he a fan of halloween when a lot of fake blood is seen .
3 notes
·
View notes
* 🎮 / HEADCANON : bedroom .
upstairs , turn to the left , go down the hall , last door on the right . it was his originally his older sister’s room until she was ten , michael moved into it when he was six . the door is a dark wood with a round golden handle . on the outside of the door you can see marks on the door frame where his mom once measured his sister’s height then his own height . there’s also an old poster for space invaders on the outside of the door . behind the door is a hook where there always seems to be some sort of hoodie or coat or both hanging . inside it’s not a large room by any means but large enough to be comfortable in ! it’s about 10 x 8 . he’s got hardwood floors that have seen their days of wear - n - tear such as scrapes from sliding furniture around . part of the ceiling , to the left when facing in from the doorway , is low & slants upwards from the roof . his bed , a full , is tucked into a corner of the room with the head of it under the slanted side of the room . it doesn’t have a bed frame the mattress just sits atop a wooden boxspring . he’s got white sheets with a red comforter & a pac man blanket . at the end of his bed , across from his door , is a small window however the navy blue curtains it has are typically pulled shut . across from the end of his bed is his closet , door wooden like the door to the room but with a square panel of shutters on the top half , & inside that is a shelf , hung clothes , & his shoes tucked inside it’s 2 x 3 space .
the walls are an average light beige & he’s got posters & such decorating much of the walls for games , comics , & bands ( posters to be listed later . ) he has a short bedside table , decorated with a few stickers , with one drawer by his bed & beneath it is a small stack of tins & boxes holding things from pokemon cards to weed to nostalgic heavy knick knacks . ontop his nightstand is a simple digital clock & simple desk lamp decorated with mario stickers . his dresser , short with four drawers , sits to the left of his bedroom door . it’s made of light wood & on top it is a small TV with stacks of his consoles next to that which allows him to play comfortably from his bed or from the beanbags stacked by the dresser which are often pulled out to the middle of the room . he has a desk by his closet which , similar to the dresser , is light colored . sometimes his laptop will be on it but more often it’s on his bed . he does have a silver eighties bombox constantly sitting on it , too , with a stack of cassettes by it . on the other side of his desk is a small white cube with four cubby holes containing game guides , games , DVDs , & miscellaneous books . atop his cubby holes he then has a red & yellow lava lamp . lastly , he has a small mini fridge under his window at the end of his bed that he begged for for christmas for storage of his vintage sodas . it’s plain & black but has a small white board on it that usually has drawings or notes from jeremy when he visits .
his room is typically fairly messy with scattered school related objects & clothes about the floor as well as tangled game controllers . his bed is sometimes sloppily made to please his mother but typically it’s simply a mess . he also hardly ever turns on the light or pulls back his curtains , preferring the dim atmosphere of the string lights he has about the room & his lamps on his desk & beside table . this causes his room to get quite dusty , musky , & stuffy sometimes .
LIST OF WALL DECOR :
bob marley ‘ one love ’ tapestry , located beside bed . tapestry is surrounded by colored christmas lights .
super mario bros poster , located above tapestry .
childhood drawing from jeremy , located above mario bro’s poster .
3 polaroids located in space between one love tapestry & window . polaroids are of jeremy at the beach with an ice cream bar , his family’s two cats as kittens , & his mother & younger sister when she was still a baby .
pac man wall decal , above window . only pac man , four dots , & blinky . not entire decal in picture .
pokemon poster , right of window . surrounded by white battery powered string lights .
grateful dead poster , underneath pokemon poster .
dazed & confused poster , on closet door under shutters .
steel master sword replica , right of closet & above desk . includes sheath beneath it & hylian shield beneath that on the left .
map of hyrule , right of hylian shield , beneath sheath .
vintage speed limit sign , right of sword display & map . above cubbies .
mario calendar , left of bedroom door when facing it .
bob marley & the wailers poster , right of door behind tv .
small assorted stickers , behind consoles .
legend of zelda poster , beside dresser near floor due to slanted ceiling . poster surrounded by colored christmas lights .
woodstock poster , on slanted wall to the far left .
area of wall beneath woodstock poster is drawn / written on with pen , pencil , & sharpie .
scott pilgrim vs. the world poster , beside woodstock poster . very large . takes up most space between that poster & the edge of the bed .
gay pride flag , above / at head of bed .
asortted polaroids decorate space around bedside table .
other assorted things such as concert tickets , movie tickets , or post cards decorate the walls in bits of spare space .
1 note
·
View note
@setsfire
5 notes
·
View notes
hey everybody have u heard ? this is a starter call now go spread the word !
9 notes
·
View notes
michael : if i ever had to be in a musical i’d at least hope that i don’t get stuck with some depressing song
me , listening to michael in the bathroom :
4 notes
·
View notes
IT’S A TWO PLAYER GAME !
michael mell & jeremy heere from be more chill —— played by cosbo & des
( art credit. )
6 notes
·
View notes
❛ OH ! HEY , JAKE ! WAIT --- ❜ there’s a few bounced steps as he finishes off the short jog of a few feet to get to jake . his body shifts to swing his backpack to his side & he tugs back the zipper to dig inside . ❛ i was at gamestop back on saturday & thought this might be something you could get into . ❜ a game case is pulled from the bag & presented . it’s mostly white with a picture of an intense football player on the cover & the words ‘ MADDEN NFL 17 ’ in translucent silver . ❛ i’m not really a football game kinda guy myself but i figured if you’re not really getting to play on the field much these days it’s one other way you can still play . ------ oh , & i don’t even know if you have a PS4 or 3 but if you don’t it’s cool if you wanna borrow mine ! i’m more on my nintendo stuff , anyway . it kinda gets neglected . ❜
@totallyboss / sc.
2 notes
·
View notes
yall : why is it taking u so long 2 do starters ?
me : in tears as i painstakingly edit glasses onto my fc for every icon i make
3 notes
·
View notes
[12/2/17, 9:18 PM] des : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJXKSMDN
[12/2/17, 9:18 PM] cosbo : mood
when u send soft n emo stuff to ur friend
4 notes
·
View notes
* 🎮 / HEADCANON : listening habits .
a very short headcanon on michael & his music taste ! as a child his mother would play a lot of music throughouht the house , often a fan of 70 / 80s ( particularly prince out of those eras ) she was also a fan of harry belafonte ! & michael would like best when his mother played his songs , giving him nostalgic attachment to the songs . his father is the one who introduced him to bob ma.rley , who michael clearly took a particular liking to , as well as bands like the eagles & the doob.ie brothers .
michael’s listening habits have him prefer very mellow grooves within songs . he’s fallen back a lot on his parent’s taste with a twist of his own & has a lot of easygoing rock , reggae & a very small sum of very laid back rap or r&b populating most of his music taste . he enjoys the ability to either groove or relax to what he listens to .
FAVORITE BANDS / ARTISTS :
bob m.arley & the wailers
slig.htly stoo.pid
sublime
gra.teful de.ad
dirty hea.ds
the who
iration
FOR MORE INSIGHT HERE IS A PLAYLIST I’VE MADE FOR A LOOK INTO MICHAEL’S LISTENING HABITS !
2 notes
·
View notes
ITS A ME
thIS IS T H E SINGLE GR EATEST DaY OF MY LI FE !
0 notes
JUMP UP WITH ME !
ind. mario from nintendo's super mario saga .
17 notes
·
View notes
hey anyone here who ships jeremy / michael but doesnt use is this love by bob ma.rley as a ship song for them now owes me $5
1 note
·
View note