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viridescentpetrichor · 8 months
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Fun Facts About Honey
- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)
- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY
-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)
-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)
-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)
-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.
-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)
-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)
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viridescentpetrichor · 8 months
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disaster struck earlier today when my doctor accidentally elbowed the "panini" button on the mammogram machine
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#tired https://www.instagram.com/p/B3gc53zpjgx6IVZv2UpoxVa05h8XG-6zDu6iwU0/?igshid=15jbaemneuln
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Juvenile Pinnate Batfish
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Paint stripe drawdown by goldenpaints
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when jeff goldblum understands makeup criticisms better than anyone i’ve ever seen defending makeup in the name of self empowerment all in a stupid over/under interview
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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom
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straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing
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Sinkholes like this one in Xuanen, China, form from the natural movement of underground rivers and currents. 
Eventually, a section of the roof will weaken and collapse, forming a portal to the underground passages below. Often, with the addition of sunlight from a collapsed roof, the fertile and moist underground passages become a hotbed for various plants and animals that form a biodiversity that is both largely unlike the species found on the surface, and is also very dependent on the specific composition of these underground spaces. ⠀
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you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 
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This is my favorite form of entertainment.
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A princess and her evil gay cat.
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this reads like a sims furniture advertisement
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