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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”
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what studying literature feels like
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Did Howard Shore's LOTR score become a deeply-ingrained part of your personality or are you normal
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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Brandon Sanderson starting KoW with another POV of Gavilar's assassination:
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what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc
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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE
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The anti shower conspiracy is funded by Big Stinky to sell more stinky
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Clemtinum library, Praga
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Palacio de Mafra Mafra, Portugal
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Gold and garnet cross pendant, Byzantine Syria, circa 475-525 AD
from The Louvre
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