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vodkaing · 11 hours
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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vodkaing · 15 hours
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
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vodkaing · 20 hours
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in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you
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vodkaing · 22 hours
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me and u both ouppy
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vodkaing · 22 hours
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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day
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vodkaing · 22 hours
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Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster
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vodkaing · 22 hours
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every john green book is like "im the lamest kid at school but a pretty girl is going to laura palmer herself in front of me and im going to make it a peersonal problem"
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vodkaing · 22 hours
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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"dungeon meshi is so good because its not horny" people when Falin boobily breasts a woman's skull into the floor:
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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the cheesecake factory menu was written entirely by a blind elderly man named Zampastò and contains many references to culinary literature both classical and contemporary
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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vodkaing · 23 hours
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