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Shrimp ❤️ at RR

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Mood

RR 2023

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Amby

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midsummer fairies

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There's ain't no breast for the wicked

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Brennan acting as the big bad wolf is a little TOO attractive.

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dont talk to me i’m simping over the voice of a white man embodying a wolf who is actually death

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I’m so obsessed with this counsel of tricksters who only care about the bit, they’re so me core

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oh, you think the Baron of Bricks is hot? The Baron?! WELL, NEWSFLASH, NOT AS HOT AS THE WOLF. The Big Bad Wolf is the hottest npc so far hands down and Brennans voice for him is sexy as hell period.

#d20 spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 neverafter #neverafter #the big bad wolf #baron of bricks

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Gerard's whole life feels like a never ending "Do you want to go to the castle where the dogs are or go back to your frog pond?"

Because it's so demeaning. He can be presented with the choice but he can only ever really go back to the frog pond. He could fight in the war but he was never taught to do anything but hide. He could fix his marriage but he was so young when he was cursed he doesn't know how to do anything but hide. Because his formative years -the years that define who he is and how he reacts- were spent fleeing from herons and dogs and boots. and he may have had his body back for a time, but he will always mentally be in the frog pond, with nothing to do but throw tantrums and hide and make up friends that will not speak to him.

And what lesson did he learn? He deserved it. Pinocchio lied, Ylfa killed, and Gerard understands that they had no choice, but to him, it was always his fault. Elody tells him he wasn't evil, and he doesn't hear her. Because good little boys don't get turned into frogs, and at nine?? The only lesson he could have learned was that he was evil.

Gerard isnt a coward. He just can't go back to the castle, because that's where the dogs are.

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the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

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this joke is just for me tbh

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Normalise hissing and growling at people you are mean to you

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The Fourth Crusade, 2002 (Michael Whelan)

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All of my bones are made of resin with dried flowers in them

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Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

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