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#jesus christ #i can’t tell how many of these are real or not bc they’re so outlandish #but i know at least the glue pizza one did actually happen

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"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

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i made some papier mâché fishes

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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

#fuck

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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

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hi bish x12

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its so awesome that everything good that happens to me has to be followed by immense suffering of some kind every single time

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Wow!!

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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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Przewalski's horse

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Hello?