Aight i was busy w/ birthday stuff on tuesday so !! After I go see Dunkirk today Lucas is officially gonna be moved to @asortofsensation
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Winged!AU Sentence Starters
“Your wings are really soft”
“Don’t fucking touch them they’re SENSITIVE”
“Can I like, fly on your back”
“It’s such a pain to do anything with these”
“Be gentle when you touch them”
“I’ve never flown with them since I had them clipped”
“It’s the same color as your hair, that’s so cool”
“Can you talk to birds too?”
“Flying is fun until you get a mouth full of bugs”
“Eh, I guess it’s alright having wings, can’t lay down on your back though”
“How do you put…. shirts on??”
“What do you do with them when you swim?”
“Having wings seems so cool, you’re so cool”
“Sometimes I wish I didn’t have them”
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I'm probably gonna move Lucas to my multi?? I have a few other HP ocs on there and i feel like i'd be more productive with him over there
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thexfiles:
“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
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I’m concerned when people seem to be incapable of conceiving that a character can have a good heart while occasionally being a jerk, selfish, hypocritical, unfair, unreasonable, hurtful, etc etc because last I checked, that’s what real people were like
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☭ 💖 UNHhhh Sentence Meme (part one) 💖 ☭
Hi, I’m [description of a basic white woman] Trixie Mattel. / And I’m [bizarre, borderline ungodly concept] Katya. / And welcome to UNNhhh, the show where we talk about whatever we want! Because it’s our show! And not yours.
A sentence meme for the bizarre, impossible to decipher ramblings of legend, icon, star Trixie Mattel and bisexual Russian hooker, Katya.
Change pronouns/phrasing/tense/etc as needed! Except the white lady names like Brenda, you’ll hurt my feelings if you do.
“I’m just looking for a guy who’s emotionally available and not filled with bees.”
“I relish the opportunity to be ooky-spooky.”
“She’s a little bit country, I’m a little bit…garbage.”
“Do you believe in Bloody Mary? Do you wanna do it right now?”
“The boogeyman is not real, the real boogeyman is what? Poverty.”
“She was sexy, dangerous and gross.”
“Suck my dark, Dracula dick.”
“Nobody’s listening to you complain, Brenda, shut the fuck up.”
“You didn’t make it this far in life without selling something.”
“Earth is like a house party that aliens are invited to and they commit to going, but then when that night comes they’re like, ‘I don’t know, I kinda just wanna stay in and bingewatch The Crown’…”
“I’m grateful for two things: violence…and hair care.”
“Oh honey, Thanksgiving? Oh honey, thanks-living!”
“Everyday’s Halloween if you believe it in your heart.”
“I feel like I just blacked out and woke up in a turkey suit.”
“How can I ever have nightmares when I look like this?”
“Oh, y’all wanted a twist?”
“Body shaming? No problem. Can’t shame me if I don’t…have a body.”
“Oh my god, I wanna be Regan from The Exorcist! Uh…Hakuna Matata..!”
“Oh my god, you look like someone’s mom who isn’t gonna remarry.”
“Y’know what, I’m gonna walk out but I will be back in fifteen minutes!”
“One time I ate marijuana candy and fully saw Jesus’ eyes.”
“Because you don’t have a secret if you hide it really, really well.”
“Wizard pubes don’t really do well on Instagram.”
“Oh my god, wow, you take care of yourself? Do you want a fucking puppy and a reward?”
“Sure, she was raised in Florida but that’s not her fault.”
“You’re just a big bowl if noodles in the shape of a woman/man.”
“My wheeze aged ten years.”
“See, your face looks younger today so your voice had to pick up the slack and went full hag.”
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"I am your own
way of looking at things,“ she said. “When
you allow me to live with you, every
glance at the world around you will be
a sort of salvation.”
ASORTOFSALVATION && ASORTOFSENSATION
penned by Liz && Adam
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