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waterblight · 1 year
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Pleeeease I wish my bladder would fucking stop needing to pee in the middle of the night
Tonight and last night the weather has been shitty lol esp tonight and I have to walk far to get to the restroom 😖😫🥶 why does it have to be another fucking winter storm fuck
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waterblight · 1 year
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You don’t know how fast I pulled out my phone
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Wild coral snake getting treated for parasites (pentastomes caught from invasive burmese pythons!!!) by the Orianne Center for Indigo Conservation
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waterblight · 1 year
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It makes sense now that I think about it but I didn't think New Mexico gets snow lol but it's kinda weird how parts are warmer and others are freezing and snowing
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waterblight · 1 year
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Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?
Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:
James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️
Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.
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waterblight · 1 year
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this rules
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You are lovely
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Joonghyun Cho, Fuji Instax Photo Exhibition
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Got some gnomes boy?
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this one is named hormones and sex organs
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waterblight · 1 year
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I haven't seen anyone do this yet
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waterblight · 1 year
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My Room Neocities Layout
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Previews: 1, 2, 3 Art in preview 1 , Gifs in preview 2 Installation: Github , Website Special thanks
A Neocities layout inspired by old web! (: Info in code, contact if you need any help. Also, a page for website deco.
✿ Left links sidebar
✿ Right sidebar for anything
✿ Calendar and clock
✿ Header with built in table for image
✿ Additional box next to calendar for anything
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waterblight · 1 year
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i’m taking the words “fetish” and “kink” away from the internet until you people learn what sexual attraction is
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waterblight · 1 year
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😭😭😭 I just want to pay my bill for the psych but they changed the system and the front desk can't pull it up
And I never got a bill in the mail I just know I haven't paid for a few months
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waterblight · 1 year
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alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it's so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say 'Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That's it, that's the tweet.' like can you imagine the look on their faces. we're gonna fucking get those guys so good
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waterblight · 1 year
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DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN
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waterblight · 1 year
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I think when mmorpgs cease updating and close down servers they should become single player game files that everybody who bought it can continue to play around in offline. It will literally never be the same without the presence of other people but I’m sure people will still get a kick out of gposing in ffxiv and rerunning the drk side quest every now and again. It’s not closing soon they still want to go for like 10 years I just think about it often. Games like this are something people can pour a decades work into and then one day when the servers are shut down all of that just evaporates into thin air
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