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pxrfxctmiraclx

Hey kid, nice suit! 

#pxrfxctmiraclx #thanks for the follow!

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"Well, it's definitely working for you. And thank you. You know, block colour was the in thing for 2014."

"What can I say, I like to stand out. Though I will say I do like the colours you’ve got going."

#manofsteelandjustice

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Yep, that’s what I went with…booty call.

#panels #t: flying solo

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That's sweet, but I'm banking on Rhodes taking me. He's got higher connections and will probably get there sooner. Or I'll hold Brand to ransom. Still, it's sweet.  Uh huh ... I don't know. Purple really clashes with my decor.  Maybe you can stick to the fire escape and work your way into  the kitchen. Y'know baby steps. Unless you bring food.

Um, like all the time. I'm a fun lady. Really fun.  That's the first thing people think of when they hear my name. I tell good puns, I cook good food. They expect a great first impression, and I leave them  with one. And I'm not that old! [ she clears her throat, looking away from him ] Look, I was in that accelerator  tank for years, okay? Decades even. That doesn't add to my age. And if it does, I look really good for my age. Much better than Cap. And you!

   Oh, she’s in space, right. Right… I keep forgetting.    Some day I’ll take you to visit her. No idea how but I will.    Fruit cake, hm… Never tried giving Lucky that kind of thing…    But if Spider-Woman says no fruit cake for dogs, then no fruit    cake for dogs. I’ll just feed him more pizza.    I’m afraid I don’t have your address. Oh God, I have never visited    you after you moved; that’s not right. I’m a terrible friend, and I need    to change that. Please text me the address and you’ll see me there    every weekend. Just kidding, I’ll appear every once in a while if that’s    okay with you, just to say hello and eat cake. Stark-free cake.

   [He chuckles and adds, teasingly] Shocker? Since when do you leave    good first impressions? Anyway, you’re Spider Woman, so of course    she’d look up to you. I mean, you were a superhero even before she    knew what an arrow is. You’re that old.

#arrowsbro #[ it had great art! ] #[ i really do need to make new icons though. ugh it's such a time consuming process though ]

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manofsteelandjustice

And people say my suit is colourful. 

#manofsteelandjustice #Thanks for the follow!

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punchingdinosaurs

I'm pretty sure you owe me a deluxe spa break and possibly therapy. 

#punchingdinosaurs

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▽ [ I am not going off to play some Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer and then start packing, but if anyone is around, like for a starter ]

#ooc

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"It wasn't just any bacon."

"So you had to rant for an entire hour, huh?"

#webheadedhero

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[ sms: Captain Trouble ] But I'd rather stay in by myself and not have to watch Luke and Jessica suck face and coo at their baby. And have to endure one of Danny's 'So, we went out once, right? Or was that the Skrull?' conversations. Seriously, like I would ever get his stupid dragon scar tattooed onto my skin. [ sms: Captain Trouble ] If I did, would it make you come back? 

[ sms: itsy bitsy spider ] What kind of best friend would I be if I didn’t ensure that you had someone to annoy on NYE? Also, you better not be thinking about replacing me with HER of all people on the planet.

#msmarvelous #haha! You're welcome :D

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"Hey, I left my bacon in the tower and someone, well we all know who, ate it and didn't replace it like they always do. I had reason to rant."

"I’ve been told that, yeah…didn’t you rant for an hour last week when there was no bacon in the tower though?" 

#webheadedhero

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What, in space? [ she scoffs at him ] When you go, take me with you, yeah?  Er ... Well you can't give dogs chocolate ... or Grapes.  And it's fruit cake, and raisins are grapes... Do you see what I'm getting at? I'm not a dog expert, but I watch a lot of latenight TV. It's pretty informative at times.  I just think you should be careful about giving him the cake ... but then if he's living off pizza, maybe he does have an iron stomach. Great! I can text you the address if you don't have it. Yeah, that's why I'm so happy I moved out of the Tower. I swear he eats everything I leave there and blames it on someone else.  Well, kinda. [ she smiles teasingly at him, before sobering ] Wait, she likes me? Shocker. I ... I didn't exactly make the best impression. 

   Good for Carol, I guess I will go visit her one of these days.    And what’s wrong with giving dogs cake?    Lucky is a special dog and has tried cakes before,    and look at him, he’s happy and alive. The pizza makes his    stomach strong, he’s like… the Hulk of the dogs.    I’m not near the tower as often as I was before so I’ll call you    tomorrow when I’m heading to your place. Better than taking    the risk of Tony eating all of it. It’s happened before.

   [He can’t help but laugh too, a little embarrassed, yet hiding it    well.] Is it? Is it that obvious? I’ll have to act more discreetly, I guess.    She likes you, so she will love it if you ask her for tips.    

#arrowsbro #[ All New Hawkeye does look pretty promising though! And it will probably be a littl more regular #if you are into that thing XD #and shhh I just have all of Vol 4 Iconed up |: ]

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albiinospidey

Well, it's great to see you haven't been made into Spidey-Chow.

#albiinospidey #Thanks for the follow!

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Spider-Woman: Secret avenger. Good at her job.

#t: shh it's a secret #panels

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I ... uh, yeah. I should, sorry. I wasn't thinking. Truce? 

Well, really, you should know to face me when you’re talking to me. How do you expect me to understand you? I’m not a mind reader. 

#mayaechoes #GUILT TRIP MUCH?

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I'm not sure. I think she needed a bit of organisation in her life. I'm glad she has Wendy though. That woman is a  lifesaver. And an amazing baker. You'll see when you ...  Wait! You want cake for your dog?!--- Okay, fine.  If Lucky is poisoned or something, don't blame me. I'm not at fault if fruit cake is just like chocolate. Just swing by sometime, or let me know when you are next in the tower. If I leave it there someone will eat it.  As for your baking skills, I think it's best that I just don't comment. Save your ego a bruising. [ she laughs, rolling her eyes at him ] Oh, Clint. That has been pretty clear for a while now. You're lucky to have her. Maybe I'll ask her for some tips. 

   Why does Carol have a Pepper Potts?    I want to have a Pepper Potts too. For food,    of course. And not the Pepper Potts, just…    a Pepper Potts. I think you know what I mean.    Cake leftovers would be wonderful. It’s only for me    and some for Lucky, so a small piece would be okay.    Thank you, Jess. Also, it wasn’t a complete disaster, okay?    It did look like a cake, it just didn’t taste like one… Not bad for    my first attempt! Lucky ate it, Kate didn’t. But she’s a spoiled girl.

   Babysitting… Uh, you’re right; not one of my skills.    [He leans closer.] Between you and me, I am the    babysitted Hawkeye.    …Don’t ever tell Kate I said that.

#arrowsbro #[ wow that's nuts! I guess they are lucky there is a strong readership there who will wait...]

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msmarvel-ous

[ msg: ] FYI, I blame you for all the pity NYE invites I've received. Wouldn't be surprised if Karla Sofen turns up at my door and offers to be my stand in Carol at this rate. 

#msmarvel-ous #msmarvelous #thanks for the follow!

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Carol's Pepper Potts, but she brings food. In my opinion, that makes her slightly superior. I'm not sure she'll part with her recipe, though. I think she actually worries about me fitting into my suit. But, I do have some of the cake left. Since your baking attempt lead to disaster, you can have what's left. If you want it. I couldn't have you sugar-starved. 

[ she sighs, shaking her head ] Thanks, but it's more like deadly babysitting. I'm not sure that's one of your many skills. I'm not sure it's one of my skills either... 

   I’m sorry, who is Wendy again? Tell her to teach    you to make it so you can teach me then. I tried    making one for Christmas but… it didn’t work. At all.    You don’t worry, if you’re stressed over the Spider-Drama,    I should be the one helping you. Just tell me, and I’ll be there    shooting web arrows as one spider more.

#arrowsbro #[ Hopefully it will be out this month. It's been a rather long wait! ]