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please reblog this post if your muse is apart of the marvel cinematic universe (mcu). in order to be included on this list you must include in the tags:

canon or oc muse

single or multi muse blog

your character’s full name ( ie, steve rogers or sam wilson )

if your muse has a verse in the mcu, please include VERSE in the tags somewhere.

      example tags:       #canon, #single muse, #steve rogers/captain america       #oc, #multi muse, #jane doe, #verse

#peter parker/spider-man #single muse #canon #// minorly canon divergent! #// & low activity #──⫷▎❝ 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 ❞ 🕷 dust

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the dumbest fuckin things make pete go brbrbrbrbr.....

#// cue me swatting him with a newspaper #// sir youre like 12 you are not allowed to comment on the dash hornies /j #──⫷▎❝ 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 ❞ 🕷 dust

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               ────     “Am I too late for the wedding?  I’m pretty sure there was a wedding or something.”

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 ❞ 🕷 dashcom #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗‒𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 ❞ 🕷 peter #lokitm

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               ────     “Attention?  Attention?  Bark!  Bark bark!”

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 ❞ 🕷 dashcom #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack #// i amn... SO sorry XD #// he really said ''golden retriever boy'' tonight esfrgdthyj

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god, im sorry, i need to go to beD---

#// i have one (1) more day of work :\ #──⫷▎❝ 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 ❞ 🕷 dust

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lokitm​:

        ❝ did  you  at  least  make  it  to  the  bathroom ?? ❞

               ────     “To the bathroom?  Uh... yeah, kinda.”

#lokitm #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack #// no he will not elaborate <3 sdfgthyj

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lokitm​:

PETER.

               ────     “…Dad?”

        ❝ yes,  my  child ?? ❞

               ────     “I frew up.”

#lokitm #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack #// i am..........so sorry XD #// this is SO fuckign stupid lmao

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cannot believe shitposts is what brought pete out tonight

#// for like. a split second lmao #──⫷▎❝ 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 ❞ 🕷 dust

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               ────     “...Dad?”

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 ❞ 🕷 dashcom #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack #lokitm #// I THINK IM S O FUNNY EESFDGHJ

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@thexprcdigalscn​ sent a message!           “It doesn’t look like nothing!”

               ────     “I’m fine, Harry, really.”  Said while still moving to the fridge for anything frozen to hold against his face.  “I been hurt much worse than this before.  Like, snapped out of existence too.”

Ice pack held up to his cheek (to cover both his eye and his nose), Peter turned to face Harry, leaning against the nearest counter.  “...A couple right hooks to the face is nothing.  Besides, y’know, uh...”  He went quiet to motion at himself, but decided against finishing that sentence.  “...yeah, y’know.”

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 ❞ 🕷 answered #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗‒𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 ❞ 🕷 peter #thexprcdigalscn

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Send me a Character and I’ll tell you if my Muse would kiss them

Not amount of alcohol could make me do it || Ew || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || I want to kiss them every day

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣 ❞ 🕷 memes

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@thexprcdigalscn​ sent a message!      “wandering under the weather”

               ────     “Could you please just relax?”  Pete had been watching Harry pace the room since he’d gotten here.  His subconscious kept urging him to grab at his arm, keep him upright  —  those tingles ‘spidey senses’ that could give him away even more than it already has.  “C’mon, I won’t even go anywhere.  No patrol, no leaving if I hear sirens.  Just...  Sit on the couch, at least?  Watch a movie or something with me?”

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 ❞ 🕷 answered #──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙚𝙗‒𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 ❞ 🕷 peter #thexprcdigalscn

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Your muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It’s nothing.” for my muse’s reaction.

Or reversed:

My muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It doesn’t look like nothing!” for my muse’s reaction.

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Send “refuse to recover” for a starter where my muse is weak from either illness or injury, but refuse to stay in bed.

Send “wandering under the weather” for your muse to be the one who refuses to stay in bed. 

#// haha heehee >:3c #──⫷▎❝ 𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣 ❞ 🕷 memes

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Send 🚑 to find my muse trying to hide an injury from the sender

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣 ❞ 🕷 memes

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just remembered that my post-nwh spidey installed his own version of stark's ai in his suit and named it MAI (Makeshift Artificial Intelligence)

#// it's just suit functions and can connect to his phone #// so no like. database access or hacking protocols or anything like that #// it can offer SOME inside banter like those online ai chatbots but not much else #──⫷▎❝ 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 ❞ 🕷 dust #──⫷▎❝ 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙮 ❞ 🕷 headcanon(s)

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tony: i am begging you not to do the thing

peter: …yes, mr. stark

tony: you’ve already done the thing, haven’t you?

peter:

#──⫷▎❝ 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪‒! ❞ 🕷 crack