Hey hey kids
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Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth
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Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.
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AAAAAA
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I need to make friends
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no offense but ... my loneliness .... is killing me ......... and I .... I must confess .... I still believe .... still believe :/
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💋
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really cute nicknames to call your significant other ♥‿♥ :
dark overlord
motherfucking poundcake
mcfreakalicious
trash goblin
boot
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When you find the one free outlet plug in the whole airport you gotta stick with it.
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I hate the tumblr app
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My foot keeps crampin and am ready to scream
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