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the fantasy genre turns people into royalists so fast. i’m not even talking about return of the true king fairytales here but i mean, like, when there’s a “who will become king/queen!” plotline and people immediately start genuinely talking about who has the rightful claim. can we all sit down and first agree that none of these people “should” be king or queen because that isn’t a thing that should happen to people. what century are you from. divine right isn’t real go back to sleep

#why I found got asoiaf fandom annoying sometimes

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could you show your brienne tav!!!

here she is…!! she’s a half-ofc devotion paladin with the folk hero background, and her dream guardian is an annoyingly handsome blonde half elf 🫶

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has brienne ever laughed in the books btw. imagine if the first time we ever see her laugh is bc of jaime

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the concept of jaime trying to get brienne to laugh is so important to ME like imagine if he caught her laughing freely I think he’d be so disarmed

#istg grrm you Better have this loser always try and make her laugh

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now I have jbrain rot again….. rlly love the concepts where jaime decides to do stuff for brienne bc he thinks it’ll be So Amusing and he’s doing it for the laughs yada yada 🤪😝😜. but when she reacts in a genuine manner he’s like oop- kinda flustered. kinda like 😳🧍‍♂️🫣😳 genuinely so charmed and confused by it he shuts up for once

#JAIME DOING NICE SHIT IN GUISE OF “FOR THE LAUGHS” BUT IS SURPRISED HE IS ACTUALLY GENUINE IS VERY HIM

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such a firm believer that the jb courting stage is gonna be SO awkward and excruciating that it’s almost amusing. like brienne trying sooo hard to be casual about it but she gets so flustered by the little things he does, and she’d want to do Stuff for him bc her love language is acts of service but HE’S not used to that so he’s like ?? not to mention that that’s also his love language as well so it’s both of them going like stop fussing and let ME do that for you. I also think jaime is affectionate and would looooove pda but brienne clams up bc she’s not used to that yet. like the most she can do is hand holding but I think even that would leave her sweating and with a severe tummy ache

anyway to me the initial stage of the jb courting is sooo awkward and physically painful and CRINGE but once they’re more comfy they’ll go back to bickering

#YES #YOU GET THE VISION #it's like they fight together & each other so well but when the swords are put away #they're just 🕴

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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good: “may i have this dance?”

EXCELLENT: “may i have this dance?” *draws sword*

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WAIT A SECOND

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so did that the vampire get the job

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#comfy doing things myself tbh but I have to be familiar with the place

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there’s so much pathologizing over why enemies to lovers is a popular trope (something something the normalization of abuse something something) when the simplest and less moronic answer is that narratives thrive on irony and reversals, and there’s no greater irony than characters going from hating each other’s guts to loving each other unconditionally. raw thesis-antithesis-synthesis.

#THANK YOU

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Call for donations

Hey besties,

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If you can't donate, I completely understand. The only thing I'd ask is for you to reblog/signal boost this so that more people can see it. Thank you so much for helping me with this.

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This is my Braime rant.

Oh, hello there. Yes, it’s been a few years, and I’m still thinking about the GOT finale. When people talk about it, it’s mostly to roast Bran getting the throne or Daenerys turning evil because of a bell tower (both extremely valid), BUT I am forever the most salty about the way Jaime and Brienne’s story ended. Like…????????

First, I must acknowledge that there are the Tormund x Brienne shippers. I suppose their relationship could’ve gotten more emotionally complex if given the chance, but we only see Tormund horny boy howling because of Brienne’s size and strength. In huge contrast, Jaime Lannister’s connection to Brienne goes much further than a surface-level attraction to a large, powerful woman.

They fundamentally changed each other for the better in HUGE ways:

Brienne’s relationship with Jaime gave her a sense of agency she never had before. He gave her the opportunities and tools to fulfill exactly what she wanted to be. He developed an unwavering trust in her judgment and skills as a knight that she hadn’t really experienced before. A feminist king, if there ever was one (after a personal growth journey, of course).

Brienne allowed Jaime to see his potential as an honorable man. He opened up to her emotionally in a way he’s done with no one else (except maybe his brother Tyrion?) Although she wasn’t the only reason he decided to defy his sister and do what’s right, she certainly had a monumental impact on his self-worth and morality.

Even when they were firmly on opposite sides, they still advocated and protected each other. Jaime lost the hand he used for sword fighting, and he fought a BEAR for her, for God’s sake.

And you can’t argue that they didn’t have a physical and emotional connection. The amount of unadulterated, obvious yearning is insane, y’all. Right in front of everyone’s salad.

I mean, Brienne willingly gives him her virginity, something she’s been vehemently defending her whole life. She allowed him to see her at her most vulnerable. But then…

Jaime decides to go back to King’s Landing to protect his sister at the last moment. Keep in mind, he had already fully betrayed Cersei just a few episodes beforehand. In the end, he dies in his emotionally abusive sister’s arms, and the show implies that she’s the woman he truly loves… it’s genuinely vile to me.

If Jaime had stayed in the same place he was in season one, the exact same thing would’ve happened to him in the end. So… WTF was the point? What was the point of all that inner conflict, emotional growth, meaningful connection? Jack squat, according to the writers and the footnote dedicated to him in the King’s Landing records. 

What lesson are we supposed to learn from this, huh? No matter how hard you try to grow and change, what you were born into will always drag you back? You should stay in a toxic relationship, no matter how destructive, because you still feel like you love them? People who have made mistakes in the past don’t deserve a second chance at life? That is what I got with the end to Jaime’s story.

Thank you for your time, your honor.

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Jaime: You know, I think my judgment might be a bit clouded because I like Brienne a little bit

Tyrion: You doodled your wedding invitation

Jaime: No, that's our joint tombstone

Tyrion: My mistake