this-aint-massachusetts

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Just wanted to say this now before I forget but I just impulsively changed my entire blogs theme cuz… boredom- anyways- I was Welcome-To-Hell-Ya-Gucks but now I’m this-aint-massachusetts. I basically updated everything and it’s still me. Please don’t forget me!!!

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I’m kidding!! I’d never nibble you :3 I’d just give you lil smoochies and hold you very gently, like hambunger.

Can I hold you in my palm and give you little smoochies? *bats eyelids*

oh you must be REALLY TALL if you can hold me in your palm!!!!! like!! seriously! how big? how tall? i'd curl up. can you close your hand? put your other hand over? make it dark? please? oh!!!! oh!!!!!!

i could sleep......... :3 nice and cozy.... warm, would it be warm???? oh id sleep for so long!!!!!!! but would you try to eat me? if you're so tall? im tiny. then. to you. so. but. dont eat me. i dont taste good i TRIED.

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Period sex?

Hell fuckin’ yeah.

Any guy who thinks that shit is gross is a pussy.

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I am very tall, 6’2. And I can do that!! I’ll cup you in my hand like a little bowl and just let you sleep in there where it’s dark and warm. And I wouldn’t eat you, maybe I’d give you a lil loving nibble tho :33

Can I hold you in my palm and give you little smoochies? *bats eyelids*

oh you must be REALLY TALL if you can hold me in your palm!!!!! like!! seriously! how big? how tall? i'd curl up. can you close your hand? put your other hand over? make it dark? please? oh!!!! oh!!!!!!

i could sleep......... :3 nice and cozy.... warm, would it be warm???? oh id sleep for so long!!!!!!! but would you try to eat me? if you're so tall? im tiny. then. to you. so. but. dont eat me. i dont taste good i TRIED.

[this-aint-massachusetts]

No cause I’m genuinely interested to see what comes next. Cause we got

Futturman (Actually we have like five of them)

Travis (that’s me!!)

J26 (my beloved)

Derek

Clapton

Peeta I think

And apparently a Jfutz now??

I’m genuinely curious on what y’all are coming up with

#also there’s still a lotta characters open #Steve Lenard #Jesse Aaron’s #Sean Anderson #Marv #Joshua Mason #and a shit ton more #josh hutcherson

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Good night! I hope you have lovely little dreams with your shard of glass and bacon!!! :3

I wanna shrink you down and hold you in my pocket because it’s nice and safe and warm and dark in there :3

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT THAT!!! how dark is it?? are there gifts???? i like gifts. they're nice. sometimes they're sharp. or pointy!!! :D

[this-aint-massachusetts]

It’s very dark, and I can put gifts in there for you :3 I can give you a small shard of glass and a little bit of bacon :33

I wanna shrink you down and hold you in my pocket because it’s nice and safe and warm and dark in there :3

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT THAT!!! how dark is it?? are there gifts???? i like gifts. they're nice. sometimes they're sharp. or pointy!!! :D

[this-aint-massachusetts]

YOU DIDNT NEED TO COOK HIM THAT HARD

My favorite quote:

“Alpha by nature, leader by choice.”

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Because it’s silly :3

Made these

Their not very good and it’s all I’ve made for now but eh 🤷‍♂️

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Probably but I was so confused when you said that 😭

I kinda wanna make a Futturman rp blog on here because of this little new trend that @onenonlydanforth started but I dunno if anyone has already done it 😭

[this-aint-massachusetts]

No I just made this one: @travisisnthere I kinda wanted to do a more unpopular character because I couldn’t think of any other character that would be already done

I kinda wanna make a Futturman rp blog on here because of this little new trend that @onenonlydanforth started but I dunno if anyone has already done it 😭

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I did it

But it’s not Futturman

I kinda wanna make a Futturman rp blog on here because of this little new trend that @onenonlydanforth started but I dunno if anyone has already done it 😭

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I kinda wanna make a Futturman rp blog on here because of this little new trend that @onenonlydanforth started but I dunno if anyone has already done it 😭

#I’m going to do it either way #I just don’t wanna accidentally get accused of copying someone

[this-aint-massachusetts]

That is not true he has traumatized us many times in his shows and movies

Honestly even with the crush on lola bunny, cannibalistic cravings, & the fact he's following an account that just posts videos of kids getting hurt...

Josh Hutcherson's biggest red flag is still that he has a "J" name

#all the chair scenes… #the entirety of future man and burn… #I could go on

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Sometimes I think back to what the fuck 15 year old me was thinking when using DUCT TAPE to bind my chest. Like now I’ll be like “Hmm… wonder why my breathings even more fucked then normal?” ITS BECAUSE OF YOU YOU DUMB WHORE

#what was my asthmatic ass thinking #trans #Transmasc #transgender #please do not bind like this holy fuck #bind safely #chest binding

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I come with a gift

#josh hutcherson #Travis wilker #ape short film #ape Josh hutcherson #c.ai

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I’m cooking up something so criminally gay for Darlene Danforth, like I don’t usually write for Afab or fem reader but I have to I HAVE TO. + Darlene and controversially young girlfriend. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT.

#darlene danforth #josh hutcherson #derek danforth the beekeeper #derek danforth x reader #darlene Danforth x fem reader