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I love/going insane over the fact that Jay's mom plays Odysseus's mom

ITS HIS REAL MOM

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

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Alison: What's two plus two?

Mary: Math.

Alison: ...I will accept that answer.

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

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when

does a Man become a Monnnnsterrrrr????

558 men

who died under your command

Captain

Captain

Captain

CAPTAIN

WHY WOULD YOU LET THE CYCLOPS LIVE WHEN RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY—?!

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alien cats 💚‼️

#ricky potts #not my art

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Come on guys there are 14K of you in this tag sign it!! It takes a Lego account but they are very easy to make promise I made three revived my old email with my deadname for this come on 14K bbc ghosts fans you can do it

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Come on guys there are 14K of you in this tag sign it!! It takes a Lego account but they are very easy to make promise I made three revived my old email with my deadname for this come on 14K bbc ghosts fans you can do it

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Come on guys there are 14K of you in this tag sign it!! It takes a Lego account but they are very easy to make promise I made three revived my old email with my deadname for this come on 14K bbc ghosts fans you can do it

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started with “i keep thinking about the infant from that night”

ended with “and if i gotta drop another infant from a wall / in an instant so we don’t die / then i’ll become the monster”

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Something I adore about this saga is how the songs all end with such powerful and forceful singing. It almost feels like Odysseus is trying to drown out the screams he hears by being louder with his own pain and convictions

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WHO GOT CAUGHT!?

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ODYSSEUS SCREAMING “WHO?” BUT IT'S HIM. THE HAUNTED MAN WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES STANDING BESIDES HIS WIFE IS HIM.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it