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jon and daisy bestie behavior

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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winter or spring? romance or fantasy? lace or satin? ice cream cone or snow cone? bath or shower? iced coffee or hot coffee? tv shows or films? early mornings or late nights? waffles or pancakes? antique or brand new? 

#winter <33 #can i say both ?? #again both do not make me choose #ice cream. get out of here with that colourful ice #baths are so nice and peaceful but i always take showers anyway #iced coffee #films. 100% #late nights <33 #pancakes always #antique

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The Goncharov meme has exposed several really interesting things:

1) It highlights tumblr as actual social media based in community effort rather than status

2) It shows what tumblr as a whole values in media (in particular, queer representation, strong relationships between characters, emotional catharsis, and dichotomy of themes such as spending one's life building a legacy versus just living life)

3) Tumblr humor is based primarily in improv "yes and-ing" and commitment to the bit, and people will put 200% effort into pushing the bit even further if the bit keeps being fun

4) More than anything, people want to entertain each other, and being in a community that values entertaining others leads to incredible collaborative works of creativity that don't even feel like work to make

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As we get into the colder months I wish all my mutuals with chronic pain and arthritis made worse with changing temperature a safe and comfortable winter.

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leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

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INFORMATION I WAS NOT PREPARED TO LEARN. MAYBE WE *ARE* ALONE. BECAUSE WE ARE SO *EARLY*. IF THERE IS EVER GALACTIC CIVILIZATION THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER US AT ALL. BECAUSE WE ARE NOTHING. CELLS, JUST BEGINNING TO FORM LIFE. SORRY FOR SCREAMING. BUT ARE YOU LISTENING. ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT.

#i wasnt prepared for *that* at 11:58 on a thursday morning

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straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

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Fat people are allowed to participate in food traditions.

Fat people are allowed to feast on Thanksgiving.

Fat people are allowed to feel full.

Fat people are allowed to find joy and comfort through food.

Fat people are allowed to socialize through food.

Fat people are allowed to have dessert.

Fat people are allowed to have seconds.

Fat people are allowed to take leftovers.

Fat people are allowed to eat food.

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all these reblogged posts were probably supposed to be on churchoftheconfusedchicken or etchedstars (our mains) - the drafts are our dumping ground for various things and we just forget to switch back to our mains after we draft something

that being said go follow us 

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actually while i’m here: jonathan “gotta compromise the structural integrity of my skeleton before i jump into the Crush You To Death Dimension” sims is fucking COASTING on the quality of his voice. this man impulse-murdered a coffee table with an axe because he was pissed at the eldritch being imprisoned within it and was SURPRISED when destroying the horror prison released the horrors. by season 2 he is accusing his coworkers of murder for being nice to him and is literally on a first name basis with the autonomous physical manifestation of losing your mind. he makes the most absurd possible choice at every turn and somehow STILL manages to come across as straitlaced and reasonable because he talks like if a bbc documentary voiceover was disappointed in you personally

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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

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oh right yeah 

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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ALL trans lesbians are LESBIANS

TERFS, DO NOT, and I mean this, INTERACT

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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

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is there bible fanfiction on ao3