heartbreaking news... just found out swords (including fencing equipment and movie props) r now banned from the uk postal service. some lesbian visibility week this is
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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Diversity wins! The gorgeous girl who just stole your wallet is a lesbian! And she's gonna use your money to take her princess out on a date! Thanks for contributing to the sapphic community!
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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You know what? Fuck you *unvinsmokes your vinsmokes*
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girls on here being like “i don’t know how to talk to women i don’t know how to get in a relationship with a woman blah blah blah” like FOOLS. You Are Woman. just do what you would want a girl to do for you and then ram her into the mattress
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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Langoš a Mečoslav (labužník v kobce)
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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