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Haruka clenched his fists. “Y-you would be surprised if you woke up and -- and -- and your cell was full of ice cream!

I was just thinking of this line from your last Mikoto drabble and wondered… Can you make this happen?

I certainly can >:3 I tried for a while to frame this as straight-up comedy, but it actually worked so much better as something sweet, with silly lines here and there :) Thank you so much for the request, it was so fun!! (Also, I wrote John using Mikoto's name for ease, but in my mind he's switching between first person pronouns.)

There was someone unexpected in cell 009. 

No, no, it’s not like that. Everyone was very aware that there were two distinct residents of that cell. John himself was very aware of his position in that cell. 

The thing was, someone else ended up in there, too. 

John kept his eyes shut, feigning sleep. The other person was here on a mission. They’d slipped in without creaking the metal door. Their footsteps were nearly inaudible against the floor. He would have thought it was Kotoko, with skills like that, but she would have leapt to an attack. This person was busy doing… something. 

He strained his ears. It was impossible to tell their goal. They were going in and out, moving things around. Was it a trap? There weren’t enough materials in the prison to set a trap. Were they stealing things from around the room? He had nothing of value. Plus, he was sure Mikoto would have given anything to anyone who asked. What, then?

Unable to come to any conclusion, he readied himself. He’d protect himself. He always did.

In one fluid motion, he rolled out of the bed and pinned the other to the ground. The perpetrator let out a high-pitched squeak. Impossibly wide and frightened eyes looked up at him.

“Haruka…?” That was the last person he was expecting. John squinted around the room. “What the --”

Ice cream. He didn’t know what it meant, but that’s what Haruka had been arranging. Dishes and dishes of ice cream. Everywhere. Plates stacked on the desk. Bowls strewn across the floor. All  vanilla. There was a scattering of toppings; some with colorful sprinkles and others dripping with chocolate sauce. When he’d tackled the poor boy, he sent another dish of it clattering across the ground.

“I’m sorry! Ah, I-I, ah, I’m sorry!” Haruka squeezed his eyes shut. “It-it’s a, it was a surprise, for you! For M-m-mikoto…!”

“A surprise?”

“The other d-day he said, we were, we were talking ab-bout --”

“He asked for this?”

“Uh, no, but --”

“He didn’t know about it?” John’s eyes narrowed. “It’s some kinda prank?”

“NO! No, n-no I’m not being m-mean. It was f-fun. A fun surprise.” Haruka held his palms up, unable to make his smile anything but panicked. “...Surprise!”

John stared.

Despite how nonsensical the whole situation was, there didn’t seem to be any danger. He rose. Haruka scrambled to his feet. 

John gestured to the extensive supply of sweets around them. “How did you get all this together, anyway?”

“O-oh!” Haruka wrung his hands. “I was, uh, planning it for a while. I requested ice cream three times in a row. And I n-never ate mine for dessert. I’ve been saving it. Es asked why, b-but they still let me keep it.”

“And why did you? Why do all this for Mikoto?”

“I t-told you, it was sup-supposed to be fun...”

John braced himself against the desk. He was just wondering how long it would take to take care of this mess. He mused, “it’s all going to melt.” 

He might as well have thrown a punch, the way Haruka’s expression shifted. “I’m sorry! I’m -- I… I didn’t think of that…”

“Eh? You don’t need to apologize or anything. It’s fine.” 

They fell into silence. Haruka shifted on his feet. 

“Y-you… can have it, if you want. The ice cream. I didn’t let anyone else have it but-but, you can, I think. ”

“I don’t want the ice cream.” He wanted to be left alone. He wanted the cell clean so Mikoto didn't stress out about cleaning it. He wanted to avoid being bothered by bizarre ‘surprises’ first thing in the morning.

His stomach disagreed, apparently. It let out a loud grumble. Both prisoners looked over. 

He muttered a curse. With a huff, he picked up one of the bowls. 

“Alright. But even if I did eat this, or Mikoto did, there’s no way I could finish it all.” He shoved it into Haruka’s hands. “You made this mess, you’re gonna help me deal with it.”

The boy nodded frantically. 

“Come on, you can sit here. Pass me that one, with the syrup. And hurry it up.”

#⤥ mairu rb ! #SOBBING. #THEYRE SO CUTE... #HARUKA WORKING SO HARD FOR THIS. I CANT #MY HEART IS MELTINNGGGG #i wonder what es's reaction to all this is #ANOTHER WONDERFUL FIC. THANK YOU

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YUOREW RIGHT MUUS A SLYTHERIN. oh mu godd i see it in my head it fits. french school does too!!!(i. forgot how to spell its name)

SSAME WHEN I FIRST STARTED THE AU I HAD TO ASK A FRIEND THE NAME LMAOOOO but yeah slytherin muu frfr!!

#⤥ mairu answers ! #⤥ mairu's mlgrm au !

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uestion! if muu was in hogwarts, which house do you think she’d be placed in?

I'd say slytherin! I think it fits considering. everything about her second trial. at some point i thought i should put her in hogwarts like everyone else but i just loved the thought of her in one of those pretty blue uniforms..her going to french wizard school is wayyyy too funny to me. i also have a whole corner of this au reserved for the goblet of fire so i wanted to include the other schools

#⤥ mairu's MLGRM AU ! #⤥ mairu answers !

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I feel like doing stupid teenage girl things right now. what is this since when am i whimsical

#⤥ mairu rambles !

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MLGRM HARRY POTTER AU STARTS... NOW !!!

Recently I went to universal and saw a bunch of cool harry potter stuff... and all I could think about was which houses the MILGRAM characters would end up in- so here I am with an au!

I'd like to specify I don't like J. K. Rowling and don't support her.

That said, here are the sortings I came up with for the prisoners! Complete with a bit of explanation as to how/why i sorted them this way!

001 - Hufflepuff! He is literally the opposite of every other dorm so this was my only choice hahakdkJsjs-

002 - Also hufflepuff! Yuno is very cheerful and upbeat for most of the time, which in my mind makes her seem like a good hufflepuff candidate

003 - Gryffindor! Since he idolizes himself as a sort of ‘hero’, it falls into the bravery part

004 - Beauxbaton student! She’s french, and a pretty girl. makes perfect sense

005 - Ravenclaw! AND, potions professor (mostly specializes in healing potions)

006 - Hufflepuff! Mahiru is as loyal as they get considering how lovey-dovey she is

007 - Slytherin! and transfiguration professor. Since we literally see him doing little magic tricks like turning wedding ring into a cigarette

008 - Gryffindor! And… A death eater! Her entire family was slytherins and when she was sorted into gryffindor that was the prompt for her receiving punishment.

009 - Ravenclaw’s prefect! Since Mikoto is known to have a pretty hard to achieve job, and is very charismatic, i think he’d be the model student type (also one of the popular guys in that every single girl at hogwarts is hopelessly in love with him)

010 - Slytherin! She’s very ambitious- do i really have to explain this???

000/011 - Defense against the dark arts teacher! Since this is seen as the mysterious position at the school and es is also seen as more mysterious

I'm going to be making various drawings for this AU, but also, if you're a milgram content creator, feel free to draw them for this AU as well!!!

Also feel free to send asks about more info on how I sorted the characters! I'd love to elaborate, so i'm very open to questions about it.

Prepare for more posting about this AU- I'm very excited about it, and if other people end up showing interest, i WILL be rambling. a lot.

I think that's all... welcome to the AU, I guess?

#⤥ mairu's MLGRM AU ! #milgram #milgram project #milgram au #milgram thoughts #milgram project au #harry potter au #milgram harry potter au #milgram x harry potter

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by the way guys I FOUND MU FYCKING APPLE PENCIL!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS TOMORROW WE START MILGRAM HARRY POTTER AU!!!!!!!!! its gonna be a whole thing im so excited. does a silly little excitement dance

#⤥ mairu rambles !

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tcw music is so calming. i could fall asleep to this shit yall

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #the jazzy vibe... very nice #we like

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im the cutest boy known to man aren't i (wore a decent outfit got one compliment and my ego has never been better)

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #I FEEL CONFIDENT OKAY #LET ME HAVE THIS #that one compliment gave me confidence the world is not ready for me to have #i am so powerfyl #im so cute i will never die

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just know that if we are mutuals i would fight anyone for you. like just say the word i am there and ready to THROW HANDS

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #btw internet seems to be back to normal! wild times

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Hey everyone! there's a blizzard in my area right now that is causing my internet to be all over the place, so i might be very inactive- i'll try to still be active but the internet goes out and i have to manually reconnect like every few minutes and has literally disconected three times while i wrote this post out.

#not gonna ramble tag this since i want people to see it #sorry guys!

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I'm follow these fragaria memories character drops like a hawk and had to make this seeing Richima

#⤥ Mairu rb ! #i've never felt more deeply understood. EEEEEEEE

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i dont need a ryu theme i dont need a ryu theme i dont need a ryu theme i dont nee

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #trying SO HARD to resist the urge bc I love my aira theme but. ryu.... #hes so. hes so #UGHHHHH #IM SO ILL #HES ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT #sigh. #were really in it now arent we ryu

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Yeah after watching more of the show i have concluded that Anne is pretty strongly hinted at to be a trans woman but it just seems like another case like Mizuki were they're trying to dodge actually saying so straight up by being super vague about it, but they dont use she/her so.... i guess its mostly up to fan interpretation

poor anne is the only woman in this shit. its ok girl we love you

#⤥ mairu rambles !

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you changed your horrific misspelled header text. I have won the war. Now at last I shall be at peace. My blog theme has changed, but be forewarned that it shall not always stay this way… Big Chungus may still someday return

It had nothing to you. I simply changed themes and it required new song lyrics that better matched the character. Don't think I've forgotten your crimes.

That said, I will remain civil so long as you keep your current theme...

#⤥ mairu speaks !

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I have a weakness for gremlin characters dont i (thinking about ryu and rimicha right noqw.... they would make silly friends)

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #i should draw rimicha

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what is the point in eating if Ryu Natsume isn't the one making the food.

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #THIS IS A JOKE IM ABOUT TO MAKE THE FOOD MYSELF #but still. a real shame he isnt making me food right now #as everyone can tell me getting into paralive was. a great idea #actually now that i think about it #ryu in a kitchen........ not the best idea #it. its probably a good thing he isn't cooking on second thought-

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literally haruka sakurai. just kiss me already???

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #im feeling so normal its wild guys #im so normal #the normalest #nothing abnormal about me. nobody thinks that