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me when i cook several combinations of flour and oil into viscous bases for various sauces and you find yourself hopelessly overcome with desire for them: i see you've fallen for my rouxs
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all things end by hozier and euclid by sleep token are opposite ends of the "i'm sickeningly in love with you, but for all that is good in this world i need to let you go even if it breaks me" timeline. all things end is the searing grief of love gone wrong, and euclid is the bittersweet freedom of moving on— no longer haunted by the ghosts of loss, and instead visited by the kind apparition of love that once was.
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if i had a nickel for every time i was TRICKED into caring about a sport (real or imagined), i’d have three nickels. which isn’t a lot. but it’s embarrassing it happened Three Fucking Times
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People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/
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My obsession for men with long blond hair in fantasy series and movies stared with Thranduil and is currently at daemon
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Sir Criston Cole crying and throwing up everytime Rhaenyra is mentioned 10 YEARS after their one night stand LAWD I know and incel when I see one
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