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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.

Featuring Helpful Sections such as:

Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them

Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone

What the Everloving Fuck is Probate

Some Simple Dos and Don’ts

Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials

How to plan a non-religious death party

So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.

It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.

I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.

Good luck!

(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)

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Update: I lasted the whole day and didn’t snack on ANYTHING but now I’m making vegan milk bread from scratch .-.

It’s fucking painful to get high and NOT eat 😩😭

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It’s fucking painful to get high and NOT eat 😩😭

#my post

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why did i wake up

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Reblog if you currently need a kiss or a lobotomy.

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i believe in you. you will find drugs. and you will take them

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Bro how tf did I go from being 2lb away from my UGW (which was at the time 100lb) to being 40lbs away THAT FUCKING QUICK

#dont fall in love with a lil chef🐭

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babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

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don't understand how people can just eat one plate and be done with it without wanting to eat about 3 more plates even though they're full.

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If you want to stop being ugly, stop doing ugly things

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HELP so real

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“are you amab or afab?” thank you for asking! I’m afag ☺️

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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person