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Glorfindel gardening? ✨🌻

I don't think he's very good at it, but by god is he trying!

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had to draw my ocs :)

#sweet yavanna what are you doing #tolkien ocs #oc stuff

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does anybody have a grenade I can use

#beloved we’ve got competition

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you really can just Do That huh (this is a song i wrote)

the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

#May the Desert Bloom

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Pour one out for all of Aulë's other law-abiding Maiar who are never again going to be trusted with anything of importance for the rest of history

#silm #got an oc who’s one of those #i love him <3 #lmao of course no one trusts him #not only is he a maia of aulë #he also is not 100% law-abiding all of the time‼️

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idc if there are too many dwarf planets for them to all be planets. just means we have a shit ton of planets now. what if you said jupiter wasn’t a planet bc it was too big? stupid

what if instead of being mad that pluto isn't classified as a planet people instead took interest in the other dwarf planets and generally other solar system objects that are not classified as planets

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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hang on gonna do one when i get home

the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#need slightly more in 1 and 3

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if i had a nickle for every time a pair in the middle earth legendarium defied a dark lord, saved each other by song, lost a limb, and got rescued by the eagles, i would have three nickles which isn't a lot but it's funny that two of the most queer-coded relationships get paralleled to tolkien's 'ultimate ideal of a romance' couple like this twice it happened thrice

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also can people write something other than the yaoi. obv it’s inevitable and i have nothing against shipping Two Guys™ who clearly have some kind of tension between them but please. there’s so much potential. can i please get a good angst fic that is not about these two pining.

oh sure just completely misinterpret one of the most important parts of the story and also the main character’s relationship to it. “bro was doomed by the narrative” bro was the main driver of the narrative what are you talking about!! “he had no choice in the matter, he was forced to do it” he chose to do it knowing full well what would happen and why. and, my personal favorite: “he was too young to choose, it was child abuse” we are talking about a thirty year old man

#being vague on purpose #please i don’t ship them and i would like other content #this fandom is big but not big enough #ffs

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keep reblogging this you cowards i want it to reach sam reich himself

btw i have a theory: Sam Reich is secretly immortal and Tom Bombadil

evidence:

is a merry fellow

speaks in riddles

cursed objects have no effect on him

he’s been here the whole time

someone get this man a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow

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oh sure just completely misinterpret one of the most important parts of the story and also the main character’s relationship to it. “bro was doomed by the narrative” bro was the main driver of the narrative what are you talking about!! “he had no choice in the matter, he was forced to do it” he chose to do it knowing full well what would happen and why. and, my personal favorite: “he was too young to choose, it was child abuse” we are talking about a thirty year old man

#don’t mind me just read some slightly sus fanfic

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I will make your posts accidentally resonate with discourse in a community you’ve never heard of, destroying the notes