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the day before my wedding and i'm coughing up green phlegm and googling "how to tell if you have pleurisy" so ........... that's fun

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a cool thing about owning a house is that you can wake up one morning and be like "it's a nice day today i'm gonna paint my front door pink" and then just..... do it

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Did… did I just stumble across a post Juice made in alt.music.tmbg?

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turns out my tmbw password is saved in my chrome history! look at this baby profile

#fourteen holy shit #im gonna be thirty soon

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i can't believe i get my hair cut at a place that also offers tarot readings and energy healing. ugh i'm like some crunchy dink white woman who's almost 30 or something

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no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article

#me at work yesterday #niche posting but I'm gonna find whoever designed the cobas 6000 and beat with parts i rip off their stupid shitty analyzers #the other week we found a large metal piece in the conveyer belt of our pre-analytic specimen sorter #and the field service engineer came out and was like 'idk what that is it's not part of the analyzer' #like???????? where tf did it come from bro #and yesterday i was troubleshooting all day by a problem caused by our shitty deionized water suppliers #who vacuum locked the cobas incubation water bath #but also why the fuck is there a bucket of water in the middle of this analyzer???

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have my first wedding dress fitting today and therapy tomorrow and i couldn't tell you which i'm dreading more

#I'm already Sad and tonight is gonna be a mess of like #feeling bad bc I'll be alone bc Kelsey's at work and i dont have friends other than work friends #they're like 'please limit your party to 5-6!' #im not close to my older sister and my mom's dead #its my grandma's dress and she's doing...okay but definitely declining #so I'm just gonna be some hairy lesbian with acne by herself in this bridal shop for like.......... conventionally attractive Girly Girls #plus ive put on weight recently and i'm still Adjusting to not being a skinny 22yrold anymore lmao #and trying on/seeing myself in dress clothing has always been an awful trigger for me #like looking at myself in anything other than a tshirt and jeans just makes my skin crawl i look so ugly #i also don't know like.......... anything about weddings or wedding dresses or tailors #and i don't have anyone to ask #except reddit lmao #anyway IDK i guess the therapy will be much needed after this LMAO

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Is............is horse feet?

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okay but also i was like 'why is everyone carrying weird little burner phones around' and then remembered this movie came out in 2008, back when if you accidentally hit the internet button on your cute blue slider phone with little dangly charms hanging from it you'd start mashing the back button frantically lest your parents get charged for it

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i'm watching the dark knight for the first time in ?? years and i love how surprised i always am when things that are good.......are good

#like have you guys heard of this movie #anyone seen this shit #it's like when i listen to the beatles and i'm like ohhhh yeah #or watch an orson welles movie

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the fact that an unexpected journey came out 12 years ago makes me a little nauseous

#closer in time to fellowship than to us here in 2024 #fuckt