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I can't believe DC just went with it.

#haven't used the dc metro since december i hope this is real #dc

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I'm curious let's go

#they have fought each other at least twice #since one is the player character...they have to win sorry hornet

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how did u send an evil boop

click and hold until it spins 3 times on desktop idk abt mobile

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i literally have like 28 followers (shoutout to the mutuals who i have kept for the past like. 4 years) so i am not getting many boops but it's ok it's fun

#&

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i just booped yas what did it do

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Statement begins

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Courtesy of @nerdynarratives

#bos #now you too can experience bimonthly construction shutdowns and top speeds of 15 mph! #just saw big dig 2. real

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annual elevator art

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15 years is a long time to wait...

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they should let you end academic papers on "idk if this makes sense at all lol"

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The American Dream Mall is having a great deal of trouble paying back their debts. The equity partners will lose their money. If the situation continues to degrade, everyone else will likely get theirs back once the assets are stripped and auctioned off.

It’s massive. Entering it feels like driving into an airport except the airport has a water slide sticking out of its side and a Ferris wheel protruding from the roof. The vast majority of stores were closed. I visited with the business boyfriend and he exhibited increasing panic as we progressed through the mall. Why aren’t they open? This is peak shopping time. Look, no one is carrying bags. Very little of this is revenue generating. It’s a five billion dollar public park.

The sound of the American Dream Mall is a gaggle of children on a rotating coaster car screaming above your head while the sound system plays Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. We had to repeatedly dodge people driving around on motorized pandas.

The thing I found interesting was the interior design. We both agreed it was fairly well done. Why is it so shroomy? I liked the mirrored bull and the haunting empty hall culminating in an Angry Bird elevated above the shoppers like a god. I saw the longest couch I’ve seen in my life which was cool.

I found it profoundly disorienting. I’d think it’s disorienting on purpose to make you shop except almost all the stores were closed. Why are they closed? The business boyfriend says it’ll be half dark within a year but I’ve learned never to trust any prediction a businessman makes with great confidence.

#my family is going here in 2 weeks (without me)

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#< tagged as me #fake i wouldn't drink stella artois i don't like beer #replace it with Mike's Black Cherry Hard Lemonade and then yeah me

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wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know

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My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

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#on slack...

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