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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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drag queen who’s a conservative christian catgirl. Eva N. Jellicle.

#WHEEZING

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i love that jensen ackles has become like. a well known and respected actor ever since he played soldier boy in the boys but i still see him pop up in social media all the time talking about bringing back supernatural. like he's committed. the spinoff didnt even do that well and he still won't shut the fuck up about doing another season or making a movie or whatever. i fear the deangirlism is fatal. he's like a musician on the titanic it's all or nothing he's sinking with this fucking ship dude

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

#prev #you’re right tho

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HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 8.20 Postmortem

#prev

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so funny to me that the impala was like this big cool guy muscle car and then nowadays an impala is just

a little suburban dad car. could not think of a better metaphor for the characters of supernatural

#the four door impala has always been a dad car ngl #just wait until you guys year about the 1967 impala station wagon hoo boy

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused

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It’s okay honey, Kate Middleton’s gone to live on a farm. She’ll be happier there. No, we can’t go visit, but she’s with all the corgis we sent up there to be in a better place.

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spn scripts make me sick bc wdym dean was supposed to say "i love you" in the crypt scene??? wdym cas was supposed to go to his own personal heaven that was full of pictures of dean?? wdym dean spread cas' ashes in a field by a windmill bc he thought cas would have liked it?? wdym dean was supposed to tell cas "i wanted you to stay" in his purgatory prayer?? wdym that while dean was worrying about them dying cas was thinking about how beautiful dean was??? wdym sam was supposed to mention cas while dean was dying???? i am physically unwell.

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bluetooth headphones dont fuck the headphone jack even a little bit and thats why the sound qualitys bad they dont fuck the music

#they reduced the iPhone to a single port #the apple cloaca

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the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

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#yes because it’s the same as a very famous fictional character and I think that’s cool #doesn’t stop people from spelling it wrong though but meh #I’m never changing it

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my supernatural hot take is that Hugh Laurie should’ve played lucifer

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Bougar

#john bougar mellencamp

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in 2018, I wish you

better mental health

great looking skin

more energy

open-mindedness

healthy relationships

good dreams at night

success

delicious food

happiness

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#it’s 3sty third day folks