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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

#real

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no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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this is so sad 100 like

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sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world "this woman has a tumblr account!" and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil's sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase "devil's sacrament" came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn't it

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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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leave the answers in the tags

#some kind of bird

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There is no Tumblr alternative tbh. I love you all but I'm never gonna remember to post on 3,000 discord groups, I'm not gonna make a Postr or Dingus or whatever account. We all go down together

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The urge to gatekeep riverdale for the true soldiers who served alongside bingo all the way through 7 seasons, vs the urge to tell everyone that they are in fact gay and poly and the gay serial killers husbands killed the gay homophobic copaganda characters in a footnote in the story of betty discovering polyamory

#real #is all I can say #Riverdale

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Original blog post

Le important day in meme history has arrived

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Fanfiction authors if they made it a capital crime to italicize every other word.

(Imagine there’s a picture here of a guy standing in front of a firing squad I’m too lazy to find one)

#fanfiction

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better than drugs

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is he ugly on purpose?

Not ugly…