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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

#Not Pets #My most hated question #What am I supposed to say??? ''Oh yeah I've been dancing the fine line between mental illness and worldbuilding with my OCs''

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When you're building a fantasy world and you need to make a conlang but you don't know shit about linguistics and you already have 9834893985439 other things to do for your project

#Not Pets #I'm this 👌 close to just saying fuck it and picking human languages and renaming them to Draconic and Sphinx and etc. #Latin would be perfect for Draconic because it's an old ''dead'' language and dragons have nearly been driven to extinction #I could use Greek for Sphinx because the sphinx are based on the Greek version. #But I don't want people to read my story and go ''omg so this fantasy species is basically this human race???'' #The other big problem is scientific names #Animals still have the same scientific names like they do IRL and I cannot just remake hundreds and thousands of scientific names #Another problem is human names!!! I already have human names like Gunnar and Maisie and Sigrunn!!! #So I guess I could have human languages exist #and just have the species speak them #but then what about their own languages? Why do they not have their own languages??????? #Maybe I could just have humans speak Human Languages and make up new languages for the new species #But then I would have to include like every human culture and deity and ugh #Screaming crying shitting tearing my hair out etc.

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Max is such an asshole dfgdfgfd

If he's laying down somewhere and Jack lays down within like 2 feet of him he throws a fit and starts grumbling and growling.

Jack was laying in the sun by the patio door and Max went over, looked at him, and then laid down ON TOP OF HIS LEGS so that Jack would get up and move somewhere else.

#My Pets #Blackjack #Maxwell

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#Long Post #Others Pets #omg he's getting so big already

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

#Not Pets #Me reading this post when I don't like coffee OR tea 💀

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Goddd I'm going to explode

There's a storm and I let Maxwell out to go find my mom and Jack who were already in the yard. I look over and he's outside on the patio, ears pinned back, looking terrified.

Exactly how he looks before he has a seizure!

So I open the door and by that time he's in the corner of the patio so I yell for my mom and I let Max inside.

I turn around expecting to see him stumbling around in terror and...

He's standing there, completely fucking fine, staring at me waiting for me to give him a treat.

He was not about to have a seizure. He was just very upset that he was getting wet from the rain.

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS........

#My Pets #Maxwell #Jack didn't even have to go potty!!! He wanted to go out in the storm and play with a stick!!! #Ugh now I can hear Jack in the living room rolling around on the couch...... All wet....... Stinky...........

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Please tell me other people can relate I’m having a crisis

#Not Pets #(Stares at Mary and her endless list of daddy issues) Hm. Maybe.

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Things that aren't meant to be funny but make you laugh anyways

#Not Pets #Idk why but this is so funny to me #can someone draw a tiny hawk doing a sweet kick flip

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Tarantula: May I have a coke please

Waitress: All we have is Pepsis is that okay?

*Tarantula sweating nervously*: Y-you have what

#Not Pets #*Sighs and reblogs*

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#Not Pets #2 Phút Hơn by Pháo #Specifically the guitar cover by To₿ee Maguire #Shoutout to that guys green screen pants

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White-tailed Deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

*Goes out in bad lighting* *Is shocked when lighting in photos is bad*

Anyways I saw four deer today, including this very young one. It was off to the side of the path and after spotting me I took a few more steps and then kneeled down on the ground.

It sort of went 👀 and then strutted across the path back to what I'm assuming was mom.

#Long Post #Not Pets #Wildlife Photography

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I finally (got help) slapping Wordpress into shape and Runaway to the Stars is now releasing as a public webcomic! Thank you so much for your support over the years, and sticking with me while I'm slowly chewing my way through this book. I'm very excited to share this story! It'll be updating every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday thanks to the massive Patreon backlog. Patreon will continue to update as I finish pages, which happens on a sporadic non-schedule.

If you experience bugs with the site report them to me. Some things may occasionally break, as coding problems tend to be a very "whack-a-mole" affair; and I'm still getting used to the interface.

#Long Post #Not Pets #Others Arts #I'M SOOOOO EXCITED

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God the worst part about writing is when you get super into it but then need to look something up and then you spend like three hours trying to figure out how people in the middle of the woods can process and eat a wild hog

#Not Pets #''Field dress it and get it in your freezer! Age the meat in a cool dry environment!" THESE PEOPLE ARE IN THE WOODS!!!

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Us: *Buys expensive dog toys*

The dogs: *Half-heartedly plays with it for three minutes*

The tree in the yard: *Drops a pinecone*

The dogs: Holy FUCK this is literally the BEST toy I've ever had in my ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE. I need to RUN so FUCKING FAST.

#My Pets #Blackjack #Maxwell #Bro we spent real money on that and you're doing zoomies with an old wet pine cone you found outside??????

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Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

#GOD PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! YES!!!!!! #Not Pets

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American White Pelican (Pelecanus erythrorhynchos)

Jack was going nuts at the patio door and when I looked outside I saw a huge flock of pelicans flying above the house!

#Long Post #Not Pets #Wildlife Photography #American white pelican

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Had a surprise playdate today because Blue Velvet's owner called us and told us she was being wild and needed to burn some energy 😂

#Long Post #My Pets #Blackjack #Maxwell #Others Pets #Blue Velvet