every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?
"In other news, a strange man in a geranium red coat, with bright blond hair and yellow sunglasses has been reported wandering the Sand Wastes. He is quite tall, carries a big silver gun but never fires it, and he cries.
John Peters, y'know, the farmer? He tried to get the man to come inside. But the man in the red coat just smiled sadly, and said 'i'm looking for someone.' before disappearing in a flurry of sand and what appeared to be feathers.
Nightvale, I know we do so love our visitors, but not accepting help seems quite rude to me. But nonetheless, I feel we should welcome this man with open arms, regardless."