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TOP BOYS by @QUEERGARDEN

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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*

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SUCCESSION (2018–2023)

#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #shiv

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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Attempting to block his field of view, lest he try to compose more "Mr John, quite successful"

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I would rather not go back to the old house

#oh my godddddd

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

#dadmiral #johnny

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

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oh what’ve I been up to these past few weeks? well nothing much you know haha. just killing people. just murdering people. I’ve been murdering people

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍

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Autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. Like maternity leave.

#Carrying my belly full of specials

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Waking up from a dream about someone you’ll never see again as the dream faded before ur eyes before opening them and as soon as u opened them ur alarm starts two seconds after, really feels like some sort of personal chapter ending? But I know I will keep dreaming of em for many years. So now what

see u next time ig??

#txt