Tumgik
wormshirt · 2 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
:^)
1K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 5 hours
Text
Greasiest person alive in the ER rn and I'm telling you that if you have a 'car bag' (bag of change of clothes, makeup, toiletries, ect) go update that shit rn
ALSO GO UPDATE YOUR GO BAGS FOR TORNADOS AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS. This is your tumblr reminder. Put a bottle of water and ibeprofen in there too. Use a shopping plastic bag if you must
483 notes · View notes
wormshirt · 5 hours
Text
Drank strong coffee and now my heart thinks I am running from tigers
3K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media
16K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Note
should i get into bird watching?
Tumblr media
9K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Photo
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
Tumblr media
35K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Note
Haven't seen you talk about eating tomatoes in a while, hope your doing okay 🍅
Anon you made me realize I need to eat an entire salted tomato right now just biting into it like an apple
271 notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
13K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
learning latin and nothing else (other than ur native language) is kinda funny if u think about it. dead language. virtually useless. could've spent the time learning something people commonly speak like Japanese or Spanish or something but the perk of being able to rattle off some old old testament sounding shit at the drop of a hat must be pretty cool
24 notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
8K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life
8K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
23? he should be torrenting movies
1K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
i hate when you know the way you think about/react to something is flawed and shitty and you hate the Thing but you also hate your reaction to the Thing and you have to make the angel and devil on your shoulders fistfight to the death every time it comes up
34 notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
9K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
how?? just how?
11K notes · View notes
wormshirt · 7 hours
Text
Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
19K notes · View notes