Greasiest person alive in the ER rn and I'm telling you that if you have a 'car bag' (bag of change of clothes, makeup, toiletries, ect) go update that shit rn
ALSO GO UPDATE YOUR GO BAGS FOR TORNADOS AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS. This is your tumblr reminder. Put a bottle of water and ibeprofen in there too. Use a shopping plastic bag if you must
if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
learning latin and nothing else (other than ur native language) is kinda funny if u think about it. dead language. virtually useless. could've spent the time learning something people commonly speak like Japanese or Spanish or something but the perk of being able to rattle off some old old testament sounding shit at the drop of a hat must be pretty cool
died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life
i hate when you know the way you think about/react to something is flawed and shitty and you hate the Thing but you also hate your reaction to the Thing and you have to make the angel and devil on your shoulders fistfight to the death every time it comes up
a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
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