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@boomermania replied: oh she's never living this down huh

"It's... fine, I guess. I'm not gonna hold it over you or anything. People have done and said worse in comparison, and I actually tolerate read:like Basil."

#boomermania #so does that mean he wants to #actually that's something for the sideblog isn't it

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Okay, Arle can go through the infamous Mondstadt talent domain in about 30 seconds.

#(ooc) #maybe other pyro characters can do it as quickly but she's the first one I've gotten that blitzes through it like that

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@boomermania replied: basil vc: please dont call me a freak, ma'am........

"Then quit starin' at my armpits, Basil! Finally find a shirt I like and you go doing that creepy shit..."

#boomermania #i see

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"What are you looking at? Oh, I see, you like this sorta thing? Freak."

#(random ic) #the sinday thing #i do believe if karma were here she'd like this

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"Yuuki, lower your weapon. There is no need for violence over an opinion."

"I just wanna talk to her."

"Yuuki, I swear to Nous..."

#(dash commentary)

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"Hehe."

#(dash commentary) #break bars mean nothing when she's on the field

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"She sounds like you."

"Shut the fuck up."

#(dash commentary) #crownshattered #lyza🤝 kira: very very small circle of trust

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"Ugh, is that fucking Clockie? Stupid ass mascot..."

#(dash commentary) #as expected of joy tbh #in a good way i mean

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"Gyatt. More over on @sinswept"

#it's your weekly promo for the sideblog!

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"My offer still stands! You want em, I'll provide them and give you a night to remember~" She's about to get clocked.

#(dash commentary) #doloniaxdiegesis

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" Please talk normally, Wolf. " -Basil.

"I guess being Alt F4'd you gotta catch up on today's lingo, huh butler? or no, is it bounty hunter? Idr."

"Also, it's Silver Wolf. We're not friends, dude."

#translation: never!

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"Divine... I volunteer as a seat!"

#(dash commentary) #sinnedmisfits

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"....." Is she jealous?

#(dash commentary) #that's just how june is

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"The Shogun likes both... I have a chance..."

"Wait, did I just say that aloud?"

#(dash commentary) #sinnedmisfits

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"Alternatively, I could give Yuuki child, then inject the DNA of that loathsome Devona into it while still in the womb. Since the two of them are Emanators, the resulting child would have the potential to be something extraordinary."

#(random ic) #boomermania #one winged angel plays behind her #( crack. )

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"Hey Miss Ruan Mei, what's this thing attached to the toilet?" Another pointless question.

"It's a bidet, Yuuki. To clean yourself with after you use it."

"Oh... okay?" There was an extended pause after the flush could be heard from the other room. Followed shortly by Yuuki's shrill "Hyaaa!?!"

"Pfft... ahem... is everything okay, Yuuki?"

#(random ic) #(hsr verse)

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"I am skibidi, I am skibidi, I am skibidi. I don't chase level-five gyatts, I attract level-five gyatts. I am gooning, and I am edging, at my own pace. I have rizz like Baby Gronk, and I have a gyatt like Libby Dunn. I am a Sigma-Alpha Wolf, others must join my clan. I have a body built like Drake. I inhale rizz, and exhale cringe. I deserve to feel skibidi, I deserve to phantom tax like Kai Cenat."

"I am feeling skibidi, because today is a new day. I am holding space, for the universe to give me ice spice. I am goated with the cause, like John Halo from Fortnite. I deserve a Grimace shake. I deserve Breckie Hill. I deserve a level-ten gyatt to do the thug shake for me. I do not include myself in cringe spaces. For there is nothing, for a rizzler like me there. I rizz, what I rizz, what I rizz."

#(random ic) #i think blade's head woud explode trying to understand what this is #anyway good morning