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I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

#h8 it whn tht hppns

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hey girl hows life

consistntly ovrwhlmng

#weebs warblings #also undrwhlmng tho #got a lot goin on bt nthng 2 do abt it

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wablr self portrait

#weebs warblings #im nt officially back jst sayin hi

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#th cats face #im losing it

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im back

#weebs warblings #i keep lving tumblr fr so lng n thn im back #rn is one of th time s whre im back

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#ppl fllowing me fr my unfunny posts wtchng me go thru a gender crisis

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you never know!

#thts not even a cube tho #wht happened to th other half of t

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Slime mold along the edge of a leaf.

#i hav ths on my edges

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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

#i ws gnna rb ths like 'its nt tuesdy but i like ths post' #n i realized it is tuesday #so. apprntly idk wht day it is

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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

#thts kinda cute #big bird family....

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Awesome

#god i hope so

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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself

#oh i lov ths #adding ths 2 th disc server birdie n i share

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I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

#🥺🥺🥺 #thts all so sweet wtf

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#th first one i lov tht episode its so funny

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the problem with tumblr is that they are spending too much time and money on useless features nobody wants like tumblr live instead of giving us little dress-up gaia online avatars

#i wnt a little avatar 🥺

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I’m gonna post some memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist

#i love era 2 actually #its gt th best character development bt apparntly u guys dnt care abt tht #🙄🙄🙄

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#um actually mart dsnt hav a peephole