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xeremusing · 12 hours
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did you eat them too you little hungry creature?
got so hungry in class i started drawing sandwiches
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xeremusing · 3 days
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My idea for a Mario Kart 8 themed sword
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xeremusing · 3 days
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100 notes and i drop some of my forbidden smt knowledge for you guys
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xeremusing · 5 days
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stab your enemies with a toothbrush, make their insides smell minty fresh
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This is the funniest comment I've seen today
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xeremusing · 7 days
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you're gonna freak when you hear about babies
My toxic trait is that I cannot conceive of people being born after the release of Jumanji. I am aware that there are many people in the world born after 1995 but the idea that this means that Jumanji was released before that birth date is not something I can accept. If you're ten years old then Jumanji was released nine years ago until you're out of my sight.
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xeremusing · 7 days
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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xeremusing · 9 days
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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xeremusing · 9 days
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JOKING ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE???? NO WAY.
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Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔
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xeremusing · 9 days
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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xeremusing · 11 days
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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xeremusing · 11 days
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Onion’s August crimes
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xeremusing · 12 days
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hello I have a theory that aspec people are in charge of tumblr
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xeremusing · 12 days
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the human equivalent of the phrase "fuck around and find out"
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