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when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

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For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

#dear lord

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Angy

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Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

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crying rn 🥹

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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

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“You’re not a fujoshi. You’re a cis man. You’re a fudanshi.”

Have you ever considered this: Gender roles are fake. Yaoi helps me get in touch with divine feminine energy. 

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How can anyone hate Junji Ito 

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a fantasy setting where the public library is considered a theme park for mages and instead of “you must be this tall to ride” it’s “you must be this resistant to arcane missile” or “your hat must be this huge to study”

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

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i can hear gangnam style vaguely filtering in from the upstairs flat 

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Very human inventions

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it’s kind of deeply depressing that there exists this entire vast subculture of progressive-learning 15-19 year olds online who are legitimately filled with anxiety over their media consumption diet and closely monitor themselves and others to make sure nothing they consume is Problematic™ lest they be ousted from their social circles. at the exact age where it’s actually good to have a varied media diet and be able to critically engage with harmful elements, too

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you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen

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