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Dally: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Johnny: But your way is sheer force!

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Two bit, holding a scooter: Darry! Can I go outside and play with this?

Darry: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent.

Two bit, running outside: Thanks Darry!

Darry, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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[xthe-outsidersx]

Curly: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

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[xthe-outsidersx]

Sodapop: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

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Steve: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Johnny: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Steve: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ponyboy

Sodapop: You just said it again

Ponyboy:

Steve: I am not a role model

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Dally: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Sodapop*

Sodapop: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Ponyboy: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

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Curly: Do you guys hear something?

Tim: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

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*playing twister*

Ponyboy: Right hand red.

Steve: *ends up on top of Sodapop*

Sodapop: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Ponyboy: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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[xthe-outsidersx]

Darry: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The gang: Awwww-

Darry: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The gang: Oh.

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*when a child starts crying in public*

Ponyboy & Sodapop: *trying to make the child laugh*

Two bit: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Darry: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Johnny: *cries with the child*

Steve: *ignores the child*

Dally: *is the reason why the child is crying*

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Two bit: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Ponyboy: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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[xthe-outsidersx]

Steve: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Sodapop: Why...are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Steve: Because we're out of doritos.

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