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I want to watch a thunderstorm on a balcony with coffee and good company.

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And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

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throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

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#ugly crying

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Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost(1999).

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They’ve come so far.

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So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

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This National Park Just Shoots Poachers to Protect The Rhino Population

culturenlifestyle:

Kaziranga National Park has been successful in the conservation of rhinos — to protect the fellow critters, its workers will shoot and even kill a potential poacher. To date, the park has killed 50 people.

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who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

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“That is the joke! The cow is to being an interrupting cow, therefore interrupts me!”

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