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Sicktember Drabbles, Day Twenty Three: Tepid Bath

“I am not above throwing you both over my shoulders and carrying you up to the springs myself.”

Warriors glanced up, grinning easily. “And break your back in the process? Sounds too dangerous for you, Old Man.”

The Captain screeched as Time lunged forward, and kicked uselessly as he was slung over his shoulder. Time moved to grab Sky too, but he jumped to his feet, backing up a few paces with his arms out. “Okay, okay, I’ll go!” he pleaded, barely suppressing a giggle at Warriors’ misfortune. 

Time smiled, the perfect face of innocence. “Better. Lead the way then.”

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a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

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I can’t find the small spoons I’m going to die

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Yandere! Redd (animal crossing) wanting headpats & ear scratches?

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Forgetting you having a writing blog then using it to cope? It’s more likely then you think!-🌿

Yandere Redd begging for headpats

It’s been a long day, you’ve been running around cleaning the island, doing chores, helping villagers, filing out paperwork for your mayor duties. Maybe that’s why you didn’t find it odd when Redd, the sketchy art dealer of the island shuffled up to you, with his eyes looking at your feet rather then talking to your face. At first he stammered out a illegible sentence, then, opon questioning, tried to dismiss your probing by insisting it’s not important. When you insured a bit more though, he broke.

Is that how you found yourself in this situation? Redd on your couch stomach on top of your legs, tea abandoned in favor of leaning into your hands, rubbing through his fur. His orange fur is just so soft you didn’t have it in you to say you had anything else to do, even if it was true. ‘He probably just realized you were really buzy as of late and thought it’s be a good idea? I mean it’s good for both of- is he purring?’ Thoughts interrupted by the animal vibrations in his chest, his face looking absolutely blissful as you scratch behind his ear and under his chin. Pausing in shock as much as happiness, he whines and paws at your hand to keep going, and so, you oblige. ‘Maybe the rest of my work can wait till tomorrow…? I’m sure Isabelle and Nook will understand the situation.’ And so, you decide to stay like this till you cannot. Obvious to you, Redd has never been so high on your affection.<3

#yandere animal crossing #yandere Redd #yandere nh #animal crossing #yandere #yandere fluff

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HEY!

AO3 is in danger of becoming CENSORED. if you have donated $10 or more BEFORE june 30th, PLEASE exercise your right to vote (as you should have received an email to) and VOTE AGAINST TIFFANY GU, who is PRO-CENSORSHIP and PRO making AO3 “palatable” for outsiders and antis.

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yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i’ve had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it’s always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don’t know how tumblr works. how likes don’t give exposure. not even in a “oh, i know it doesn’t give exposure, but i’m still going to reblog anyways” way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn’t realize tumblr likes don’t work like twitter’s.

PLEASE please if you’re from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people’s art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog’s content in some way so people won’t potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST’S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

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i have a diseased brain 💀💀💀

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Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

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this is dope

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Can I get some love for Romantic Yandere Hephaestus? My boy has been through so much ❤️❤️❤️

Yandere Hephaestus (romantic) 

Hephaestus is pretty delusional in his obsession with you. He’s usually so soft and gentle, as sweet as could be, but sometimes he can lose control of himself and let his emotions get the better of him, particularly when he’s jealous. it doesn’t happen often but when it does he can be pretty scary. He’ll always apologize afterward, taking to spoiling you with whatever he can to get your mind away from the earlier situation. Hephaestus doesn’t want you to hate him or be scared of him, he doesn’t want you to see him as a monster.  

You’ll be spoiled rotten with all sorts of gifts from Hephaestus, mostly gifts he’s crafted for you himself. Now that doesn’t mean he won’t spoil you with much finer and expensive gifts, he just feels that the ones he’s crafted himself would mean so much more. He loves whatever praise and awe you have for his gifts, especially the ones he's made just for you. He lives to hear whatever you have to say about them, whatever criticism and critique. He'll make sure to prefect it for you, putting all his effort and energy into making sure it's just right. He'll lock himself away in his workshop until he's created something to utter perfection for you.

Once you've gained not only Hephaestus' obsession but his general attention, you're all he can think about. Your name will be a mantra he repeats to himself until it doesn't even sound like a name anymore but it'll only find it's way to being something so much more to him. You are something much more to him in yourself. You're existence has plagued him but he wouldn't have it any other way, as long as it's you then that's all that matters.

Hephaestus likes to watch you, no matter what it may be that your doing, he'll sit and watch you for hours on end, even days. He particularly likes to watch you while you're going about your day, doing mundane chores and just overall existing. Seeing you being so natural and in your element makes him feel so close to you, you have him in awe every step of the way.

It would take Hephaestus quite a while to even step foot on the same ground as you, let alone talk to you, especially confess to you. He doesn't deal with people much, being insecure and disappointed with himself and his overall appearance. He will forever believe that you are something more deserving then even he. Hephaestus knows that he doesn't deserve you, that he isn't worthy of you, but he'll just can't let someone else take you. He's selfish in that sense. He's a god, he's as greedy as the rest of them but he'll make sure to treat you right and give you all the love and care he can muster. But it would take something dire for him to take you, particularly another god being interested in you.

Hephaestus can be rather masochistic in regards to his accepting of whatever treatment you deal out to him. He'll take whatever it is as long as it'scoming from you, but he draws the line at certain things; such as mentions of his "lane leg", overall appearance, and his place among the other gods. Those certain subjects can garner a much harsher, aggressive response from him.

You would rarely ever be harmed in Hephaestus' care. He loves you like no other and couldn't bring himself to hurt you but he does lose control over himself, especially concerning his jealousy. He isn't jealous very often, it's pretty fleeting really but when he is is like that he can be scary, terrifying even. As kind as he generally is, Hephaestus won't tolerate any form of ridiculing, insulting, and overall hurtful behavior from you. Depending on what is said, Hephaestus may just lash out at you, maybe even physically harming you in the process, but he'll always apologize once he's calmed down. He'll take care of you, sobbing and begging for forgiveness all the while.

Even though he does view you as an even higher being then the gods themselves, Hephaestus does take satisfaction in whatever power he may have over, especially if you're mortal. He's been put down and made the butt of many jokes, it's nice to have power over someone once in a while. He would rarely ever use that power though, not wanting to scare or hurt you much, if at all really. Hephaestus just likes the feeling of power, no matter how small and insignificant it may be.

Overall, Hephaestus isn't the worst god to be the obsession of. He's kind, loving, and peaceful, especially when you are concerned. Even with his bouts of jealousy and agressive reactions to certain trigger words, they're rare and never last very long. Besides, he would have to be pushed pretty hard to actually take you away, let alone to show himself to you at all before that. He'll mostly keep to watching you from a far and leaving you gifts, but otherwise he'll keep to himself. Hephaestus will make sure to show, to prove, his devotion and loyalty to you and only you for the rest of forever.

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I’m taking a grippy sock vacation

In the ER rn for safety reasons. Hopefully no grippy sock vacation

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In the ER rn for safety reasons. Hopefully no grippy sock vacation

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Happy Holidays!

Would it be alright to request something about how Yandad Steve and his bby would spend Christmas?

Thank you!

Christmas w/ Yandere Steve Rogers (platonic)

It would be extremely important to Steve to make Christmas as special as possible for his obsession. Especially if it’s their first Christmas with him. This man will decorate to the nines, even going as far as to work through the night to get everything up and working. He would even enlist the help of the other Avengers to make sure everything gets done. (Just imagine waking up during the night and looking out your window to the Avengers arguing about how the Christmas lights should look on the roof. Or how the inflatable Frosty the Snowman would look better on the left side of the house rather than the right side.)

Steve would take his darling out to the wilderness to pick out a Christmas tree, chop it down himself and pack it up to take home. There’s a good guarantee Bucky, Nat, or Sam would be there too. Hell, all of them might be there. It wouldn’t come as much of a surprise if they all argued about which tree would be the best but no matter what you get the last word.

Decorating the tree is one of Steve’s favorite things. It’ll probably just be the two of you decorating but Steve wouldn’t want it any other way. The house will be filled with Christmas music while the two of you decorate. Dancing and signing around the Christmas tree would be inevitable. Steve will leave it to you to put the star or angel or whatever you’ve picked as a tree topper on the tree. He would even lift you up to do so if you can’t reach.

Steve wouldn’t have much of a problem with his obsession spending some time with their real family during Christmas. Whether it’s Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Steve wouldn’t mind it too much so long as you still spend time with him and don’t completely forget about him. Given how Steve is it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if your family also invited Steve to Christmas with them too. That way he still gets to spend time with you but he prefers it when it’s just you and him.

He wouldn’t go all out on gifts but he will get you something he thinks you would really like and that he’s put a lot of thought into. Being from the 40’s Steve didn’t have the luxury of having a lot but that doesn’t stop him from giving his darling what he believes they deserve and they deserve the world. But holidays are for the more important things besides gifts and that’s what he wants to focus more on.

Steve doesn’t really expect to get a Christmas gift from you but he’s so happy if you do give him one. Even if it’s a tie or a pair of funky socks, Steve will wear them with pride and cherish them. He may get a little jealous if you get the other Avengers Christmas gifts but it won’t be too bad. That is unless you give the same gift or even a similar gift to someone else. That may cause a little bit of petty beef between him and that person but whatever.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, you and Steve will leave milk and cookies out for Santa. Steve will wholeheartedly pretend Santa visited; sneaking out during the night to leave a half eaten cookie and an empty glass of used to be milk. It’s just something he’s always wanted to do for his kids and since he’s got you he’ll continue to do it no matter what age you are. You can also bet he’ll have Uncle Bucky dressing up as Santa too.

There’s no doubt that Steve and his obsession will be in attendance at one of Tony’s Christmas parties. Whether forced or not. Steve won’t have too much of a problem with it until he catches sight of a mistletoe. You can bet after that he’s keeping you as close to him as possible. No one’s catching his obsession under the mistletoe, not on his watch. Hopefully the ugly sweaters he conned you into wearing with him will keep any would-be-kissers away.

You can bet on actual Christmas Day, Steve will have you wearing matching pajamas with him. And Christmas cards will be sent out to everyone with pictures of you two in said matching pajamas. There’s a good chance that Bucky, Nat and Sam will be there too, also probably wearing matching pajamas. The rest of the Avengers may even weasel their ways into sabotaging Steve’s time with you taking whatever attention they can get. Either way the whole day would be dedicated to Christmas movies, warm drinks and family. Even if somethings didn’t quite play out how he wanted at least Steve had you and that’s all he could ever ask for. Maybe one day it could be you, him and Peggy all celebrating Christmas together but right now he was more than content where he was.

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feral twi this, feral wild that, what about the war criminal

i am once again drawing warriors. who’s surprised, sound off